Sep 26

Oh dear god what is happening! I shall be wearing a black arm band tonight when I go and play 5-a-side in respect of Newcastle United FC! We seem to have a terminal disease, which will not allow us to build on something good.  Started the season with an awesome 1-1 at Old Trafford, when many were expecting defeat.  Beat Bolton, and then it all went Pete Tong!  And to top it off from the BBC Sport site….

Newcastle have named former Wimbledon and Luton manager Joe Kinnear as their interim boss until the end of October.

The Magpies have been without a manager since Kevin Keegan resigned at the start of September, slumping to three straight defeats under Chris Hughton.

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Sep 25

So I’ve been meaning to update this on a more regular basis, but for some reason just can’t find the motivation to do it when I get home :?  Well what can I say other than I just feel so “MEH” at the moment.  I can’t even say that anything exciting has happened since I last updated this! Well tella lie, one or two things have gone off that I’ll write up in a moment :D

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Sep 25
Office Pranks
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Best get my thinking cap on, and play some of these on Smash or Maddsy :lol:

Taken from here Where there are loads of other bizzare, comedy and strange lists and things :lol:

Sep 25

I can’t take the credit for finding this list below, as I found the idea HERE, and then found another list. But thought some of the people I know read this have filthy minds, and they’d appreciate it, and laugh as much as I did :lol:

1. Whorepresents.com

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Expertsexchange.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

3. Penisland.net

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.

4. Therapistfinder.com

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.

5. Powergenitalia.com

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.

6. Molestationnursery.com

And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com.

7. Ipanywhere.com

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.

8. cummingfirst.com

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. speedofart.com

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.

10. gotahoe.com

Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.


Sep 24

Didnt Take too long did it :lol:

LINK

Two weeks ago the world’s physicists were all smiles. The most powerful atom smasher to be built had been switched on to global acclaim and scientists were ready to begin experiments that could unlock many of the enduring mysteries of the Universe.

They are going to have to wait a little longer. On Friday the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) created the wrong sort of big bang — a fault so serious that CERN, the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, announced last night that the particle accelerator would have to be shut down until next spring for repairs.

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Sep 19
I want…
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One of these t-shirts!!!! :shock:  MY very own Button Moon T-Shirt!!

LINK

Sep 19

So sonce the last update here on w1ggy.co.uk, I’ve been a little busy.  Friday night was football as per usual, and there was only about 10 turn up and it was a laugh alright.  Got home with the plan of having an early night, rwady for my early start Saturday morning, but that never materialised :( 3am and I was still watching some crap on telly, thinking “2 and a half hours and I’ve gotta get up and head to Middleton”  Thats the last thing i remember, before Galaxy 105 started playing.  Got to work, and sorted everything out I needed, and then was on my way towards Middleton up near Manchester.  Gotta love driving up the motorway at that time of day.  The roads are pretty much clear of any traffic so it was an easy enough drive up to the Pennines anyway! Then it was so foggy in parts you found yourself driving bout 10 mph  Cos you know that there is gonna be a really tight twisty bend coming up!  Managed to get roughly near by bout 8ish, which was bang on schedule, and once the bloke from the council had come and opened the barrier for us we set about setting up the marquee, and once that was up, Jonathon and his crew of fit ladies did their best.  :lol:  Left there bout 9ish, and was making hast along the Pennines, when I got a phone call.

Turns out one of the tables they hired was too big to do anything, and they wondered if I could turn round and go and pick it up! Hmm dilema time.  Do I say No and face the wrath of Mark and Maddsy on the monday morning, or do I try my hardest to turn round and go and pick it up :? I went with the latter option, and told sat nav to take me back there.  I frowned just a little when it told me to take a left, but stuck with it.  The problem came when it lost signal, and I was at a junction, so I went into homing pigeon mode in the heart of lion territory (Readers from a while ago will understand :lol: ) Anyway it took me an hour and a half to get back to them, and then I stealthed the table back into the van, and set off on my way home.  Got back to Mansfield for bout 12:45, just in time for the Bindippers vs Manc Scum game.  Had a bite to eat, and generally freshened up, as I felt like death, and then come 2pm I was back on the road again out to go and pick the marquee back up.  Silly I know.  People have said I should have stayed up there, but what was I gonna do ALL DAY in Middleton, with NO MONEY! Got home bout 7ish, and then spent the night chatting away to Kirsty for a bit.

The detour I took saturday morning :oops:

Got up sunday morning, and John was playing at home for Cockle FC, so headed over to Macdonalds for some breakfast, and then over to Oak Tree to watch them play Huthwaite Old Boys.  Was good to see Moloney and Massey, with whom I remember playing for Titchfield and Potters MANY MANY years ago, and Moloney now plays CB alongside Pretty Boy.  Was a game they should have won really, and the ref even said that to me at half time.  They should have been a few goals up, before the nippy forward lost Moloney, and despite John trying to track back, he smashed a left foot volley into the top near corner! Awesome finish tbf.  Second half started, and more or less 5 minutes in it was 1-1 when Woody finished from the edge of the 6 yard box after good wing play by whoever it was :lol: Altho straight from the kick off, the cb’s went wandering, and the bloke ran onto a through ball, and chipped it over the advancing goalkeeper.  Another goal was to follow, and it just looked like being an off day for Cockle.

From football I headed over to the parents for some dinner, and yet again my mother didn’t dissapoint :lol: Lovely sunday lunch as per usual, and I just chilled out for a bit watching the Italian Grand Prix with my father, when my mother appeared with some Sticky Toffee pudding!! Jesus that went down a treat.  Poor tired and full, I headed back home for a nice relaxing bath before sitting in front of the telly, watching Sky’s triple header of NFL :D

Work was ok Monday, if not a little manic, with me and Maddsy sorting Fridays meeting with Eventure, and making sure we knew what we were doing and that, and I set about going through the list of free blogs that Neil at Eventure had emailed over to me to get cracking on.  Straight from work to the gym, where a rather worn looking John turned up a little later than he said, and we had a good session on the shoulders, which seems to have knackered my right arm up a little, but a bit more on that later.  The rest of the week at work has mainly been quite busy with the pair of us sorting loads of stuff out, whilst poor Crit has been literally to hell and back in the Renault van at work :lol: Henley AND stevenage in the space of a few days :lol:

Nipped round to my mum and dads (if only for some food) on Tuesday night, and then went to the gym from there.  Seemed odd doing a later shift, but the gym was pretty much empty, so we rattled through a quick shoulder session, which seemed to hurt my right arm a little more, to which I got shouted at by Kirsty when I spoke to her on msn, :oops:  Wednesday was back night and this is where I seem to have really damaged myself :oops: Since Thursday morning I’ve had a really sore back down either shoulder blade, and a sore right arm! Thank god I’m not due in at the gym till Monday! Plenty of time to recover :D  Last night I took my PS2 round to my mum and dads for our Lewi, so he’s got something to keep him entertained when he’s sat in his house with nothing to do.

Spoke with Ally the other night for the first time in a while, and we mentioned we keep checking each othwers blogs out, and so I directed her in the path of blogexplosion to try and drum up a few more visits :)  We had a bit of a grumble in our short chats about this and that, and I mentioned that I seemed to get really wound up regarding the LHC Physics experiment thats currently underway deep underground on the Swiss/French border.  I’ve done a bit of reading on the subject, but think all this hystria surrounding the world going to end on the day they turned the magnets on was a little far fetched.  Hell the Sun were even intervieing a couple who claimed to have sex at the exact time they turned the magnets on, cos they thought the world would end.  surely if anything that will be in October, when they begin to fire the particles, and begin to smash them together :?  I’m not a scientist, and have only read little bits, and I’m beginning to ramble on about something I know little about, so from here I’m out!

:lol:

Sep 16

You Are a Look At Me Blogger!


Cute pics, blog drama, whatever it takes to get traffic.

You’re notorious … either loved or hated by all!

You complain about the attention your blog receives, but you secretly love it.

You’d feel lonely if you didn’t have any admirers or enemies.

Sep 16

Whilst browsing on blogexplosion earlier, I’ve come across this weird and wacky item, that look awesome!! :lol:

It is a toaster than will burn anything onto your bread :shock:

The Scan Toaster connects to a PC over USB and downloads everything from local weather conditions and the current time to the morning’s news headlines.

Individual modules (left) are heated and moved about (center) to create the on-toast image

Inside the toaster is a network of toasting “modules”, each heated by a hot wire. Each module can move by 30° and, once the user selects what they want on their toast - excluding a topping, of course - the modules align themselves and burn the appropriate content onto the bread.

The appliance is a finalist in design competition run by manufacturer Electrolux and designer Sung Bae Chang said he got the idea whilst - you guessed it - making some toast.

No plans to manufacture the toaster on a mass scale have popped up yet

Taken from HERE, but link to it found HERE

Sep 16

Well thanks for the tag Nemma.  And I thought I’d best get this written before you shout at me any more :lol:

So its the norm about now to:

List 5 current addictions and then tag 2 people.

Ok Here goes folks.

1) Sport.  Mainly Football, to which I love taking part in or watching as much as I can every weekend :D With my team being Newcastle United (even through the current turmoil :( )Also becoming a great American Football fan, and usually now spend sunday nights from bout 6pm with Sky Sports on watching their triple headers of NFL

2) The Gym! Love going to the gym and all that it entails.  Nothing makes you feel better than aching like hell the next morning after a proper good session on the weights :D

3) Dominos Pizza! I’m an absolute sucker for these :oops:

4) The Xbox 360.  One of the better purchases in my house.  Love playing the war style games like Call of Duty 4 and Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 :D

5) Blogging and all that comes with it! Namely checking the stats, and seeing where in the world people have been visiting from :lol:

Right so my first tag is 0lly over HERE, and secondly Dave over HERE

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