Wiggy’s World

Amusingly random stories…

Only in America…

‘A US woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her after another passenger allegedly masturbated near her on a recent flight. The 21-year-old woman alleges airline employees did not act appropriately after a man sat next to her and began masturbating during a flight in March 2007, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reports. Her $200,000 lawsuit alleges that she awoke on the flight to Los Angeles to find “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair” and a man next to her masturbating. Another passenger reportedly calmed the woman and the man was arrested when the plane landed. The woman claims American Airlines employees had seen the man move next to her but didn’t move him back to his assigned seat’ - NineMSN.com

And now one from China…

‘A Chinese woman forced her boyfriend to have breast-reduction surgery because his man boobs made her look flat. Xiao Feng, of Chongqing, threatened to break up with Zhang Jianguo unless he underwent surgery. Zhang, who is 5ft 7ins tall and weighs 15 stone, explained: “She said that whenever we went out, she felt embarrassed because my breasts were eye-catching compared to hers.” Doctors at the First Affiliated Hospital of Chongqing Medical University sucked out more than 200ml of fat and tissue from his breasts, reports Chongqing Business News’ - Ananova.

One for fans of Prison Break…

SANTIAGO (Reuters) - Police in Chile, a country known more for mining than for prison breaks, discovered on Wednesday an elaborate tunnel with built-in ventilation and noise barriers near a penitentiary in the Santiago area.

The 279-foot (85-meter) long tunnel resembled an underground mine structure, built with cement and wooden beams and boasting electrical power and carts for hauling away dirt and rock.

Police said the wives of two inmates at the Colina II prison had hired four miners to build the escape tunnel, which led from a nearby house toward the facility and was only 98 feet shy of an interior prison yard.

“If the tunnel had reached its destination, as many as 200 people could have escaped,” Felipe Harboe, the Interior Ministry’s No. 2 official, told reporters.

Police heard about the tunnel while monitoring prisoners’ telephone conversations as part of an investigation into drug trafficking.

“The tunnel is striking. I don’t know of anything like it in police history,” Rene Castellon, a deputy director among police detectives, said about the structure that was nearly high enough in some places for an adult to stand upright.

Hows this for bad luck…

‘Dutch striker Eldridge Rojer is fighting to save his career - and overcome his deep embarrassment. The Excelsior star suffered from torn cruciate kneee ligaments - making love to his girlfriend in the shower at their home. Ambulance crew found the the player in the embarrassing position. His girlfriend had called the emergency number. She feared he’d broken his knee.

‘Rojer, who is out for 10 months, said “I was stark naked. My girlfriend passed me a towel to cover myself. I was in so much pain. I thought it was better to be honest about it to the doctors and medial stuff. I also told a team-mate and the manager. Within two hours the whole squad was on the phone to me. I was getting dozens of text messages. When the local reporter turned up, I knew I could not deny it any more. The boys had told him all the details too” - The Sunday Mirror.