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Its on…. Like Donkey Kong…

Work was like any other day without Maddsy… BLISS :lol: Think between us me and Lee have managed to save about £10 each in drinks ;) Few more DVD’s called for then :D hahaha

Got home last night, and had some Pea and Ham soup, and put Layer Cake on, so watched that whilst chatting to Lucy on msn again, and then I got a text off John asking if I was up for the gym later. Headed over and was there a bit early as normal, and so started warming up a bit, and saw one of the old Kirkby football lads, who I’d not seen for years. Kinda surprised he recognised me. Deano used to play in net for us in the good old days of FLL Aerospace and for a bit as Kirkby Autocentre. He was moaning like hell about why do we bother going to the gym when we know we’re gonna hurt like hell later. So thats about 4 of the old Kirkby lads I’ve seen in the gym in the last few weeks, but I doubt I’ll ever go for a catch-up drink with them! They’re all fucking huge now. I’ll stick to messaging the few that are on facebook :lol:

Had a proper good session on the shoulders as we’d missed a week, and if I’m honest it felt like the first proper session since before Christmas. Was texting becca whilst in the gym joking about how much I love pumping iron in the gym, and for some reason it always puts a smile on my face pushing myself to the limits, and sometimes going beyond. Managed to do that last night. About 3 months ago, I tried to lift similar to what John was lifting on this one machine, but couldn’t even lift it a bit. Slowly we’ve been increasing to the next level, and last night I managed to get through 8 reps without really struggling, so I was very impressed :D Did a quick stomach session, and upon leaving the gym it felt like my stomach muscles had been turned inside out, and knotted themselves in the process! It’s all good tho haha

From the gym I decided to nip into Tesco for some bread, and more importantly Milk, so I could start on the protein shakes again, cos John said the plan was to bulk up over the next 3/4 months, and then over the summer do more reps with less weight to keep it steady during the summer months. Got some proper funny looks from people in Tesco, as I was walking round in my new vest top :lol: I think the men wanted to be me, and the women wanted to be with me ;)

I think I’m cute.
I know I’m sexy.
I’ve got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I’ve got the moves, that really move ‘em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy

I make ‘em hot.
I make ‘em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I’m around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make ‘em feel,
Like they’re on cloud nine

I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

I think only Senor Kirk will comprendez :lol:

Got home, and didnt feel tired, so watched one of the best episodes of RAW for a while, whilst chatting to Lucy some more! Turns out I took the wrong career choice, cos she wanted me to go round and fix her SKY. Tell you what Lucy… I’ll go on a course to become a SKY technician just for you shall I? :P

Tonight I’m gonna go to football I think, and then spend the rest of the evening over at my mothers, as my dad’s over in Long Beach or where-ever at a show! As long as he gets me a new IPOD I aint too fussed where he is :lol:

Remember folks… “To be the man… you’ve gotta beat the man”

59 Responses

  1. Lucy Says:

    Ha i understood the shaun micheals song! not that i used to watch wrestling or went to see it or got a shaun micheals hat!! thanks for becoming a sky technician but could u learn quicker please old man xx

  2. Wiggy Says:

    yeah this old man needs to remember what they taught him this morning tho! Being old is hardwork dont forget you cheeky mare :P

  3. Mr. Kirk Says:

    *no comment* :lol:

  4. Wiggy Says:

    :lol: Unlike you sire! Roll on Burger King in 20 minutes tho *Ric Flair Sytle* Woooooooooooooo

  5. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Exactly mate…”if you wanna *woooooo* be the best, first you gotta eat the best”.

    Not sure how that fits in with your regime though mate, you might have to start “sculpting your guns” at work Ron Burgundy style….”oww, that’s the deep burn” :lol: :lol:

  6. Wiggy Says:

    :lol: I need to watch that film tonight! Only seen the first 10 minutes of it!!

  7. Mr. Kirk Says:

    As long as you promise not start telling people “I want to be on you” and searching for a bottle of *Sex Panther* on the ‘net! :lol:

  8. Wiggy Says:

    hahaha! I promise mate! :lol:

  9. vicky Says:

    i want burger king :-(

    i think people were thinking more along lines of look at that prat in this weather lol

    xxx

  10. Wiggy Says:

    ermmm excuse you! Who said you can come on here and give you 2 pence worth missy! Get back in the kitchen and make Lee some more trifle :lol:

  11. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Ooh, I could just do with a bit of trifle after the ol’ BK. :D

  12. Wiggy Says:

    me too! This time save me some! I will not settle for a bloody picture of it :lol:

  13. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Sorry mate, it’s too nice to share! :D :lol:

  14. Wiggy Says:

    pffft! I’ll remember that dont worry

    wait… what was i remembering :?

  15. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Trifle mate :D

  16. Wiggy Says:

    thats it! I want some! You two are just SOOOOOOO MEAN to me :(

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  18. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Yep :lol:

  19. Wiggy Says:

    Glad you find it amusing!

  20. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Shut up and eat your trifle….oh eye…you can’t :lol:

  21. Wiggy Says:

    bitch! I’m gonna get some trifle this weekend.. you mark my words :p

  22. Mr. Kirk Says:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  23. Maddsy Wannabe Says:

    what you being like that for? Thought we were bread-bins me and you!

  24. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Soz youth, let me get the brews….oh I’ve only got 40p sorry! :lol:

  25. Wiggy Says:

    :lol: Unlucky mate!

  26. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Next time eh? :lol:

  27. Wiggy Says:

    maybe! I’ll LOVE IT when he reads these comments! LOVE IT

    *expects a phone call sunday afternoon sometime*

  28. Mr. Kirk Says:

    [i]“What you being like that for”[/i]

    :lol:

  29. Wiggy Says:

    “I used to like you… Now I think you’re a wanker”

    :lol:

  30. Mr. Kirk Says:

    “Rate shady you are……what ya bein’ shady like that for?!”

    :lol:

  31. Wiggy Says:

    “Crash us a fag crit!!” “What ya mean NO… You know who I am”

    :lol:

  32. Mr. Kirk Says:

    “Ya know what? Proper bunch of wankers you are!”

    :lol:

  33. Wiggy Says:

    Ahhh we could go on for days, but we need to save some quotes for a rainy day!! Oh wait it’s pissing it down :lol:

  34. Mr. King Says:

    Yep….pissing down. Bring on the quotes!!!! :lol:

  35. Wiggy Says:

    wonder if we’ll ever see them *cough* Air Hockey pics :lol:

  36. Mr. King Says:

    Pfft….I doubt it…we’ll just have to make do with the ol’ desktop background :lol:

  37. Wiggy Says:

    And what a desktop picture it is! Might nick it for mine at home :lol:

  38. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Ha ha, it almost makes you want to head down to Argos for some Elizabeth Duke “bling” :lol:

  39. Wiggy Says:

    :lol: Innit mate! they got some bangin stuff. Wonder if he’ll have green marks, where the sun has melted his “bling” ROFL

  40. Mr. Kirk Says:

    I’m sure there’ll be a white patch where the medallion has been! :lol:

  41. Wiggy Says:

    :lol: Whatever happened to Vicky today? She said she wanted Burger King and thats the last Ive heard from her :lol: She in the kitchen making some more Trifle??? mmmmmmmm Trifle

  42. Mr Kirk Says:

    No mate, the kitchen is work in progress at the mo so unfortunately more trifle is a while away yet :(

    Think my better half is in town dude…

  43. Wiggy Says:

    buying some Marks & Spencers trifle? :lol:

  44. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Quite possibly dude, I’ll make sure you get sent a pic if that’s the case! :lol:

  45. Wiggy Says:

    Ahh well! We had a nice lunch break! Burger King followed by a guided tour of the stags shop HAHA

  46. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Well, Stags porta-cabin! :lol:

    You can feel the electricity of the Mill though as soon as you drive through the gates….:D

  47. Wiggy Says:

    yeah i felt it mate! And it’s put me off :lol: Bit like watching Jamie Oliver electrocute the chicken on telly last night, before bleeding it *bleugh*

  48. Mr Kirk Says:

    Pfft…I thought you were hardcore :lol:

  49. Wiggy Says:

    I put the “Hard” in hardcore thank you very much :lol: I taught Hardcore Holly everything he knows :D

  50. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Lol @ the “Alabama slammer” of Mansfield! :lol:

  51. Wiggy Says:

    why thanks *blushes*

    Hmmm I fancy some pie….

    Some Poontang Pie to be exact :D

  52. Mr. Kirk Says:

    Oh dear….it’s getting worse :lol:

  53. Wiggy Says:

    Shut up or I’ll set Doris onto you!

    Hahaha! Check me out! Top Order taker today I think *snigger*

  54. vicky Says:

    sorry wiggy as mr kirk says there wont be any for a while as i have no kitchen !

    but wen its up and running i might make some more !

    dont worry i will send you a pic of it lol

  55. Wiggy Says:

    you;re just evil vicky! :(

  56. Em Says:

    That chocolate fudge indulgance thing we had yesterday was rather nice wasnt it Lee????
    And Wiggy, I’d have thought someone as body consious as yourself would never eat something as unhealthy as trifle??? ;) “My body is a temple” and all that? lol

  57. Wiggy Says:

    silly me! Forgot cos I go to the gym I have to eat healthy ;) :-p

  58. Em Says:

    well its pointless going if your just gonna trough crap isnt it? lmao!

  59. Wiggy Says:

    If i wasn’t playing football, and being generally active most weekends, then yeah it may be pointless. But as I do that and go to the gym it sort of levels its self out ;) Plus I’m going to the gym to bulk up not lose weight

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