Well another weekend has come and gone! I hope you all had a good one!
Yesterday i went to the club with Andy and Joe, and it was great! not been there for a good few months, and altho i got battered at snooker by the pair of them, was still good to sit and chat with the pair of them! Went back to theirs and watched the first half of the Celtic game which was dire! Missed penalty after about 5 minutes, and then an ex-newcastle player set up the only goal of the game, and then got himself sent off for a tussle with McManus, who also got his marching orders!
Was due to go to Oakmere Park with my family for Mothers Day meal but when i got there i had no appetite, and according to my mum i didnt look well at all 
So i stayed an watched the end of the Liverpool Villa game, and then decided to bugger off home, and chill with the medicine that is a few cans of Fosters 
Had a bit of a chat with Emzi and her bf Martin on msn, and also spoke to DJB on google talk, and we discussed the medicinal powers of Fosters. Sat and watched a few more episodes of CSI Miami, and Ideal whilst eating chinese 
Been looking on the True Faith website I go on every now and again, to read articles from proper Geordie fans, and there is a section for comments, and they are all so very true!! Specially as we capitulated against Charlton. Here’s one or two from yesterday….
Dear tf,
I’m writing this whilst pissed as a fucking fart after a day on the drink. I’ve lost a shit load of fucking money on the horses and I’m in need of a rant about that fat bastard who refuses to fuck off from our club and give control over to someone else. We are going nowhere under him. We will go nowhere with fucking clowns like Tight-arse Shambles at the back. We will go nowhere with players who can’t be arsed to even try to beat a team from the vastly inferior Dutch league. The fan base will steadily decline if he dares to put up prices for next season’s tickets. What is wrong with reducing them for a season since he’ll be getting more money off Sky. What is wrong with charging a tenner for cup games to ensure a sell out? Why does he continue to pay over inflated prices for players who aren’t good enough just to boost his ego? What is wrong with getting hardworking players for less money (Sibierski). Why does he continue to patronise us with his cliched comments about the greatest fans in the world deserving a good team etc etc.? If we deserve better does he not realise that that will NEVER happen under him. We are gonna get left a mile behind everyone else who is being took over by money men.
The man is a fucking joke and he is turning us into a joke. Shepherd, if by some minute chance you are reading this Fuck off now before you destroy us.
Rant Over
Dear tf,
This is shit! We have not performed at all this season. When we have done well against others it has been a bizarre affair where we have taken a battering but somehow, with some luck, and some great individual skill pulled off a win or a draw. We haven’t given anyone a good drubbing for what seems like an eternity (and then it was only the Mackems).
What is Roeder looking at during the match? Why doesn’t he see what we all see:
a) We are at our best with the Solano (RB)-Milner (wing)-Dyer (centre) combo across the right/midfield with Sib and Martins up front;
b) Scott Parker and Nicky Butt do not perform when playing together (tough one to call - Butt has been tremendous, Parker is the Captain, and can score);
c) c) Milner was the missing piece at AZ. It was fucking obvious. Roeder’s solution was to bring on Emre and the Zog (both too late, both far from match fit, neither has a patch on Milner’s form);
d) d) Duff is shit. N’Zogbia has less experience but is for me far more of a threat on the left and far more consistent.
e) Titus will always, always, always, always, always, always be a liability.
f) What the fuck do we have to look forward to?
And another thing … Oops nearly forgot……..
Fat Freddie Fuck off!
Cheers
Dear tf,
Ref: Alkmaar Match Report
Gareth man, you couldn’t have put it any better about the other night. What a spineless shower of shite we’ve got as a team. It’s enough to make a grown man weep, I’ve really had enough of the shite on offer -no balls, no fight, no sweat, no snot, no sleeves rolled up. howay give me a pair of boots, I’d give my blood for a shot of that shirt. Don’t worry about 60 grand a week, just line up a dozen vodka an IRN BRUs at Idols. Season after season we are all saying, wait until next year and then .. What total and abject depression. I’m a firm believer in being defiant, standing up and singing my heart out for the lads. – I’ve travelled abroad, gone without sleep for 48 hours, travelled from Scotland midweek, getting home at 3 in the morning, worked 70 hour weeks to afford to go to games. I tell you, I’ve never felt so low as I have about my team as I have this season and that’s dating back to the days of Mavis Reillyet al. Get yourself away to fuck Fat Fred.
Hell i’ll play for fuck all! The thought of playing in front of 52,000 passionate Geordies makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up! I’ve been lucky enough to go to SJP a few times, and each time i get shivers when the teams come out, and there is a massive roar whilst the music is playing
Current Mood: 
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Wiggy | 
03 20th, 2007| 
Your Mono-Brow is gonna take a hit 
In between that i had a great chat with Emzi on msn! She;s so easy to talk to 
So i cant wait till Saturday morning / afternoon when he’s at my mums, and i can give him his present 
