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Reading a post on maxxd, and Bruton was on about personalised number plates, and i was this one….
And thought… at £399 on the DVLA site, i might save up and try and get it! only small problem being my current motor is a V reg DOH!! But still be nice to have as one of my worldy possessions 
So managed to get a hell of a lot done at work again! Including most of the printing of this pain in the ass logo, thats 5 colours, and seems to have been created using outlines of all different thicknesses, instead of using proper fillled shapes 
Today i’ve just gotta print the rest of the posis for my breadbin, and we’re away! 
Not much to tell tbh. Got home and watched Prison Break! OMG!! C-Note.. dont do it dude! It’s getting really good now, cos i’m not sure if there are many episodes left! I hope there aint a season 3 anyway! If you watch it, let me know what you think 
Man Utd game was a good one last night! Cant believe it was 3-0 after about 5 minutes! Bit like the Scotland rugby game at the weekend haha! Think credit has to go to reading, cos they didnt buckle, when the scoreline could have quite easily read 5 or 6 at half time, and they made a good game of it in the end!
Was chatting to Mr DJB again last night, who got his time zones wrapped around his head, and asked if i never sleep, to which i pointed out it was only 10 at night, and he quickly said “Ooops.. got time wrapped round my head… it’s 12 here, and thought you weer 2 hours ahead” IDIOT!! He was also telling me of more crazy goings on… I sometimes feel like i’m his bloody therapist, and he only talks to me to get these stupid things off his chest
He also said there is accommodation available, should i want to fly over there for a summer break! So i’d only have to pay for flights, and a bit of spending money Have to see how the year pans out before the end of the summer lol
Any way thats all to have gone off in my current boring life! Think i may nip round to ollie’s tonight after work if he’s in, and then go down and watch them play 5-a-side
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So finished work last night, and watched LOST whilst sorting some tea out. Then i decided to try my luck at Gears of War on insane! Did really well, and was trotting through the levels, when the bloody batteries ran out on BOTH of my controllers! God damn it! So decided to watch Once upon a time in Mexico! Quite a good film, which i’ve seen before!
Got chatting to Ally my monday night friend, who disappeared without a trace!! Hope it wasn’t something i said 
DJB came online to show me a few random pictures he’s uploaded to his gallery, including a cockerel on his bed WTF I’ll let him explain, altho i am thinking of starting up a DJB random shite page on here, as he wont blog his random stories cos his mum will read them, and more than likely travel over there, and drag him back home kicking and screaming HAHAHA
Also got chatting to my most randomest of Friends Jeff! Telling me he’s started a job at this place, and he’s working his way up the ladder quite quickly, which is all gravey mate! which reminds me of jay on sunday with his yorkshire pudding lunch Yorkshire puddings and Gravy and he came out with this old saying…
Got an email last night, saying my boots were despatched at 5pm last night… as i was getting in my car at 7:45 this morning, Postman Pat pulled up in his van, and so i decided to wait and stalk him for a moment, and as soon as he walked towards my front door, i pounced! “Mr White?” he said… as i grabbed the parcel from him…
I’ll post piccies up later
As promised…
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Todays been busy as hell again at work… and i love it Tonight i’ve got an episode of Lost to watch from the weekend, and i may ring up Virgin Media, and complain that when i put sky sports on all i get is a black screen MOST ANNOYING!
Had another great chat with DJB, whom it appears is getting closer and closer towards a dangerous end I shall await the pictures he’s promising me, to highlight some of the crazy shit he’s been getting upto! But it’s very bizzare HA HA!
Also learnt that someone who shall not be named, has burnt himself in the sun being a very silly boy, and not remembering to wear any sunblock 
IDIOT!!!
Top Gear last night, it has to be said, was hilarious at times! Only they could decide to have a drag race with tractors, and Only Jeremy Clarkson could decide to try and tow a bloody plane hehehehe!
Just wondering if my monday night msn friend will be on again tonight (Ally) so we can have another random chat, and put the world to rights
Also sat through with maddsy today and worked out how much i owe for the Bratislava trip and everything
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So after last nights movie fest round at Casa de Maddox, and finally getting to sleep at stupid o’clock, it was sunday morning, which meant one thing! Football! Got to Sutton LAwn, and had a bit of a chat with my bro who was also playing on the lawn! But their side lost 2-0… cos they suck ass!
Played bottom club AFC Vic this morning and beat them 4-1! Was quite a shocking performance, altho we played some great football in parts! Not helped by having conk “the general” out with what we shall call an illness ROFL!! Played Left-back, and thought i had a steady game! There was a roar from the crowd of about 10-15 people, 2 or 3 times after maddsy had come on, as he actually headed the ball twice! Which was quite comical!
Went to the pub after football, and celtic were 1-0 down! Wounded. By the time i’d dropped maddsy off, and got home there was about 9 minutes left! In the end celtic scored two goals in the last 2 minuts to win 2-1! Truly a team with the belief they can’t be beaten, bit like Man Utd yesterday
Watched the Carling cup final, but really wanted Arsenal to win, as theyd played the better football! Was great to see a fight ensue at the end of the game which was ca-razy! 3 players getting sent off, and john terry getting the knocked out terrible injury i think! Will have to see what the reports are from chelsea medical staff / the hospital.
Tonight i feel like shit, so wont be going to LSOM i dont think!¬ I have a massive headache, and feel so tired, i think i’m gonna be a sad loner, and lay on my settee watching top gear with a brew and some hob-nobs
Roll on next sunday! Cup semi-final, then out all day with the football lads! Going to a lads pub, where he has a comedien and 2 strippers So pics to follow next week for the lads out there hehehe
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So thursday night i stayed in and watched the dullest of Newcastle games ever, whilst chilling with even more beer! They won 1-0 and are through to the last 16 so shouldnt moan, but the game was pretty dire tbh!
Friday was my day off, and surprisingly no drama! Or atleast no early morning wake up call like last week, altho like last week i got a call from maddsy asking if i’d be a true gent, and nip to david boots for some sausage rolls, and some bacon for geoffrey, so i did just cos it would get me out the house and that! After that i chilled on hitman, and completed another 2 levels, which were very hard, and i’ve gone from silent assasin to ermmm pshycopath
Friday night was good! Went round to Ollies along with Lee, Meatball, John and Teddy! Watched Cardiff stuff Preston 4-1, and had a chat along with a few beers, and pizza! Mmmmm Chicken and Sweetcorn, went down a treat! Got john to give me a lit back bout 10:30ish, and spent a bit of time whoring the internet for some new football boots, which i managed to get! Will post a pic when they arrive!
Sat morning woke up, and went over to my mum and dads, to find out my dad aint as hardcore as he used to be! Normally he’d go golfing in all weather, but he said something along the line of “Well i saw it raining, so decided not to go”! WTF! It was a bit of rain, and soon after the sun was out father! Deal with it 
Went down to the coffee shop with my mum as per normal, and then watched Man Utd beat Fulham! Put a few bets on including a 10 team accumulator and 8-fold bets! Did really well guessing 7 out of the 9 games playing on the saturday right! Only the 2 teams i’d have treated as “stone-wallers” let me down! Good old reliable Morton and Gretna! 
Hopefully Spurs will beat Bolton and i’ll be best part of £20 better off Watched the rugby for most of the afternoon, and had a visit from my uncle mick, who came whilst my mum and dad were at the hairdressers, was nice to see him, as i have seen him about 5 times in the last 3 years! Which is no-ones fault but my own i suppose!
Cos it’s my sisters 21st in a few days, and she;s going away or something, she decided she’d have a family tea sort of thing, and invited my mama and grandad round, along with all the rest of the immediate family! Even our stef made an appearance! Altho I think thats cos he knew my mum was getting some beer in! Left there and went over to Maddsys to see if he was in! He’d just got back from an afternoon out, and it wasnt long before Jessica had us all watching High School Musical, which i thought was fantastic 
Altho i think maddsy thought the same, but wasnt gonna admit it! The kids went upstairs, and we then watched Severance! Which i also thought was a brilliant film and thoroughly enjoyed! Stevie seems to think that me and Kieran are on the same mental level already, and that its great that kieran has someone who understands him, and can also speak the baby lingo
Thats enough for now! Will blog our result and game tomorrow afternoon! Or maybe evening! Gonna nip to LSOM for half an hour or something! See Fi and a few others, whom i feel i have neglected over the past few weeks, but thats mainly down to having no money or anything so we’ll have to see!
Thanks top everyone whos kept in contact these last few months! If it wasnt for you all, and a certain nephew i’ll prob end up like britney, shaving my head, and smashing cars up with an umbrella
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So yesterday was pretty busy! Seem to have gone from having very little to do, to being really busy! Which in a sad way is how i prefer it! Dont give me much time to sit around and do bugger all! Or go visit Karl and Crits department, like one half of the Chuckle Brothers! (Maddsy and Karl will understand this )
Got in last night, and went on hitman for a level, and completed it in 6 minutes, and got my first ever Stealth Rating on the game! Which aint bad to say it’s level 5, and i’m normally a “Mad Butcher” or something hehehe! Ordered Sky Sports and Setanta, so now have no reason whatsoever to leave the house! I can watch football of some kind pretty much 24/7 hahaha! Altho i do need to get out more
Went on the net for a bit, and then sat and watched Troy, which i thought was quite good Altho i didnt get to see the end, cos my “gay spray” so Fi calls it, seemed to work, and i was asleep before i knew it!
Today i’m gonna try and bounce around the instructions again, safe in the knowledge that i aint at work again tomorrow! So this may include another trip to David Boots to get some sausage rolls hehehe
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ARRGGGHHH!! Just when you think something is complete, and you’re waiting for the final OK, why do you always end up with ONE MORE FORM TO SIGN!!! This thing has been dragging on for a good while now, and i’m getting fed up of ringing Geoff to come over and witness some forms, and make sure they’re all filled in correctly! I just wanna get it all done and dusted, and get on with my life! Feels like having a cloud over me, whilst i wait for the mortgage to be sorted, as i cant sort out the loan or bank untill i’ve got the money! So i cant sever the last link to my past
Fuck knows how i did it, but i got shit loads of work done yesterday! Ahh well! Atleast me being busy with work stuff means that i aint got no chance of fucking about with the bastard instruction booklet!
Had a random chat with Slug Pellet on msn, and gave him some abuse, as did maddsy so alls fair and that!
Went over to my mum and dads to watch the football, and being Pancake Day and all that, my dad was busy making hundreds of pancakes for tea I watched the Celtic game, and to be honest even tho AC Milan had all the chances, they didnt really have any that troubled the goalkeeper! So all’s good i suppose! 0-0 against the mighty AC Milan
Got home and watched Prison Break! Another good episode, but i cant see how they can get away with doing many more lol! Altho the writers get paid a fortune no doubt, so i’ll leave the amount of episodes that are left down to them hehehe
Watched the champions league highlights after that, and the Man Utd game looked quite tasty!
JESUS!! 8:30 AND MADDSY IS IN AT WORK AGAIN!!
Another shit nights sleep! Really should get this looked into by a doctor!
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Well first of all i’d like to say this….
SHIT THE BED!! ITS 8:10 IN THE MORNING AND MADDSY IS ACTUALLY AT WORK
Anyway! Enough of that Dont want people to think he actually does anything whilst he’s actually here!
Yesterday morning came in, and got all the artwork done that needed doing except for one, which we’re waiting for confirmation on a re-design from. Other than that, and me catching up with all the work everyone had kindly left me from friday, it was pretty much same old, same old really, apart from having a convo with DJB, who for some reason keeps coming out with these random stories! Personally i think he’s been getting them off the internet, looking at holiday makers stories and that Altho i did manage to get my hands on a photo of him dancing on a bar!
He’s the one who’s too tall to actually be dancing on the bar, so he’s looking at his shoes for some reason! Or maybe he decided to do some crowd surfing! Who knows! Only Dave can answer that
Also had a nice chat with Michelle via email! She’d told me of her new email address, and so got chatting about Olivia, Owen and basically how we are and everything
Last night was a chilled out one really! For some reason i feel physically shattered, but mentally awake! I was laid in bed trying to go to sleep, but i ended up having a million and 1 thoughts going round in my head, about a number of different things!! Tonight it’s Celtic vs AC Milan, so gonna head over to Rainworth to watch it, as i aint got Sky Sports yet! Altho they said on the automated system, that i can sort it online, but then got to the same stage i did last time, and they never got back to me! Will have to ring them again on Friday (another day off YAY!!), and maybe complain that i aint getting some of the channels that i used to get previously
