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“This is killing me. The human body was not meant to move quickly like that.”

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Last night was ok! Went round to Ollies after work, and then over to his mum and dads to take his bro out for a spin in the car, cos he’s looking at getting a 106 GTi. Had a bit of a drive through Warsop and to Peafield lane, then completed the circuit by joining the A60 and driving back! I think he defo wants one now hehe!

Football was fun again! I somehow enjoy kicking certain mates! Namely Smithy, John and Ollie :lol: was good watching phil on a team other than Westwood! Scored another few past Lee which is always a pleasure :D

Went down to ED for an hour afterwards, and had some McDonalds thanks to John for going! Alanman blew a fuse in his Astro, and spent atleast half an hour trying to find it! In the end i think he had to listen to Claire all the way home which i wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy! (altho me being so great i doubt i have any enemies :lol: ) But i got the blame for the fuse blowing, even tho i was no where near his motor so Claire… in the wise words of Homer Simpson….

Blame the guy who doesn’t speak Engish.

Last night i couldnt sleep at all :( Which really sucks i can tell you! Feeling really tired this morning as a result. Think i’m gonna chill tonight with a nice cup of Horlicks! God how old does that make me sound! I bet not even Alanman sits in the house with a Horlicks! (Not that Claire would give him much chance HAHAHA)

Current Mood: 10 10.

6 Responses

  1. Jeff (rob) Says:

    From that I have concluded, you are a fuse blowing, football playing old man who likes horlicks.

    Are you by any chance a darlek? You have very similar charactaristics, apart from the football…

    …and the old manourisms
    …and the horlicks joy

    BUT…

    …I bet they blow fuses!

  2. Wiggy Says:

    i may well have been a darlek in a previous life! Who knows! I’m gonna study all the old doctor who series from before i was born and see!

  3. hev Says:

    hey there big bro how are you?? think i may need to take a trip round yours one nite for a cup of tea not bin round for ages (bout time you made one!!! lol) anyways speak soon x

  4. Wiggy Says:

    i dont mind making the drinks sis :P

  5. Laura Says:

    Drinking Holrlicks does make you sound old Wigbert - but hey; you are old :p x

  6. Wiggy Says:

    Oi Cheeky! Less of the old! I’m the same age as fee!!

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