I’ll be having a proper weekend write up once Becca gets her photos on facebook for me to steal one or two pics :lol: In the meantime have another of the jokes my mother is sending me at the minute :lol:

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,  BELL  3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say  BELL  1

I want you to strip naked.


When I say  BELL  2


I want you to jump in bed.


And when I say  BELL  3


we are going to make love all night.

‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled

‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.


When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.


When he yelled ‘BELL 3!’, they began making love.


After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’


‘What the hell is  BELL  4?’ asked the husband?


‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied   ‘

YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’

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