Wiggy's World

I’ll be having a proper weekend write up once Becca gets her photos on facebook for me to steal one or two pics In the meantime have another of the jokes my mother is sending me at the minute

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,  BELL  3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say  BELL  1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say  BELL  2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say  BELL  3

we are going to make love all night.

‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled

‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ‘BELL 3!’, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’

‘What the hell is  BELL  4?’ asked the husband?

‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied   ‘
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’