Wiggy's World

Well last night was one of them nights when you don’t know wether or not to hide, laugh or do what! Had an S.O.S. call from my mother asking if I’d give her a lift home from Tesco as my dad was running late, so since I was gonna head to Rainworth anyway  to go and watch Dylan play football.  got there before kick-off and it was quite a good game, given the Rainworth Rangers bloke telling his Under 7′s team that “These are crap, we should batter these” or something along those lines.  Anyway Dylans team went into a 2-0 lead and deserved it, but switched off for a minute to make it 2-1.  The game was due to finish about 7:03 according to the ref, but then Rainworth scored to make it 2-2 (this being about 7:06) Anyway the bloke gave a penalty to Rainworth Rangers, and this is when Maddsy went into his Mike Bassett mode

Mike: Have you heard what the crowd are fucking shouting? “Fuck Bassett!” “Bassett’s a cunt!” “Bassett’s a bastard!” “Bassett’s a wanker!” They shouldn’t be fucking shouting at me, they should be shouting at you, and do you know why? Because it’s fucking half-time, and we’re fucking 2-0 down to the fucking Mexicans! What the fuck’s wrong with you? Get your fucking fingers out! Where’s your bottle fucking gone?
[hurls piece of equipment at the goalkeeper]

! Calling the ref a cheat and effing and that.  I didn’t know where to hide!! It carried on once he’d got to the side where the opposition mums and dads were, and they were giving it all the big I am, about how he’s gonna send both sets of kids home dissapointed.  Which to be fair was about right, given that Mansfield Boys had been cheated out of a 2-1 win! Oh well, the youth ballooned the penalty anyway!   The “Chairman” then came over and tried to diffuse the situation, which was amusing again.  Some of the tackles being dealt out by the Rainworth KIDS were pretty shocking too! On more than one occassion a 7 year old was jumping off the floor and going in for a tackle with 2 feet! I mean WHAT THE FUCK are you teaching your kids to do! There would have been a mass brawl had one of them been unlucky enough to catch one of the opposition.  All this was let go by the “Alex Ferguson” ref with Arsene Wenger “I didn’t see that” vision! It descended in to a farce in the end and I couldn’t stop laughing!  He’s shown a little remorse since, and is not proud of his actions last night! I remember when I was watching our Stef play I’d get annoyed with some of the reff’ing, but you just have to accept it!