Wendy sent me this yesterday, which made me chuckle a little 
I have put the read more bit in, cos IE was having a mental attack, and won’t show any posts below this one 
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day’
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.’
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Thank you. I feel better already!
hahahaa. this is funny!
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Imagine what the apprentice program is like.
Well, since I was laid off my high paying job and am now a very part time part time fruit market girl….I’ll take the rectal tester as long as it pays me!!!
Ha Ha that is funny. I will remember these great words of wisdom.
HA! Very funny. I just hope they washed it off after they personally tested it.
Are you serious -
It really, truly reads that??
Oh my goodness, that is crazy!!!