Wiggy's World

God I’m aching like hell right now! Thought as I didn’t have anything to look forward to on Sunday morning, that it’d be a great idea to go to the gym for a fulll chest workout.  Didn’t think it through properly, cos my chest feels like a rock and I struggled to get my jumper off earlier   Busy as hell at work again, and me and Smash realised just how quiet it is with out dear Mr Maddox.  Another 7am-5.30pm shift, and I can sense another long shift being put in tomorrow to try and get through some of the directory stuff I’ve got for both work websites.  Had a pretty chilled weekend apart from the hard work I put in during the chest session in the gym.  It’s safe to say that my mother didn’t enjoy being in the L200 this weekend, claiming if she had to go much further she’d be quite sea sick. HAHA!

I’ve fallen out with Smash after he started chanting for Hull this weekend. Given he “follows” Man Utd he thinks it’ll be brilliant if Man Utd lose this weekend, and condem Newcastle to the drop.  What made matters worse was me catching him designing a Hull City flag to be put up on the wall of the office.  Upon telling Maddsy what he was planning all I got was a “Well it would be cool if it happened” I’m not looking forward to having Friday off, as my desktop picture will be something more random than a picture of “Simple Jack” from Tropic Thunder, and there will no doubt be random Hull City stuff/references around the office grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

On the other hand he does find some random stuff through shoutwire.com and it lead me to this blog post HERE on The Rogue Pirate Ninja blog, titled 9 ways to die like a man.

1. Down Mexico way… in a hail of bullets!

After a long chase and a few bank robberies while the federales have got you surrounded.  Most guys would throw their hands in the air and go away peacefully. Guys like Johnny Cash kick everyones ass and have to die of old age.

2. Tortured to death by spies while not giving up any information

Especially chick spies who are hot.  However, if you get caught by chick spies that are hot, you’re a pussy.  Sean Connery would fucking smack down a chick spy, even a hot one.  When I say ‘smack down’ I mean punch dead in the nose and knock the fuck out cold.

3. Being thrown off a high structure with your arch enemy in tow

The trick here is when you get the slightest feeling you are going to fall spear the guy you’re fighting right into oblivion.  Before you do it, say something cool and awesome like “Come fly away with me”, but not in a gay way.  Remember, if you screw up the cool last words you’re not dying like a man, you’re going out like a stuttering fool.

Click HERE to read the rest of his article.  He also has an article about 6 awesome ways the world could end but probably won’t Which can be found HERE

Decided that if I’m still playing for R&K next season with Bobby and the lads, as they call this the fanzine, I’m gonna create a dedicated page, where we will have silly things like Q&A with the players, and I’ll update it with any action photos we get, or pics from our night out.  In fact I can start this weekend if I get chance as it’s our end of season presentation, so I can write who won what award etc