Hmmm it was funny on Monday driving into the car park at work. Someone had stuck wooden pallets into the drains, and I wondered why. It wasn’t till closer inspection, and a chat between Roger and this bloke that we found out someone had been along and stolen all the drain covers for half the estate 
They've gone!
Shame I aint got a RWD car to practice drifting through the pallets
Found this news story on Yahoo and it made me chuckle..
A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.
Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was “only doing it for the money.”
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus’ argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.
Nipped round to our Malcs yesterday, and got abused by his kids Lauren and Megan! With our Lew and Stef both working for Malc, Stef mostly, the girls know them, and they mentioned that me and Malc look like Cousins (Impressive) and that in my family me and Rooney are the ugliest 
(Rooney being the nickname Spid and Malc gave our Stef) Nipped round to my mum and dads for 5 minutes as I was in the area and everyone seemed to compliment me on the tie I’d worn. First time I’d worn a tie since god knows when, and I failed in an attempt to bribe money out of Maddsy. Told him for £5 a day I may be tempted to wear one again, but that idea got blown out of the water. Watched “The Day the Earth Stood Still” and for some reason just couldn’t really get into it. Not Keanu’s best film in my eyes (Hmm I’m noticing my blog is becoming more and more a film review blog )
The other day we caught Maddsy raiding his “Comfort Food” draw at work, and managed to get a rare picture as evidence There was alsorts in there, and he’d managed to fill his “Geoffrey Bag” full of goodies like Pot Noodles, Crisps etc He’s gonna claim to kick my ass when reading this i’m sure 
Maddsys Secret "Comfort Food" Draw
Re: the missing drain covers – druggies probably sold them for cash. It’s one of those things you see and say “right, that’s going on my blog”
BTW, did you eat any of the food in that bag?
No I dare not touch the bag mate! People have been killed for just LOOKING at his food, let alone touching it!
Re; The Drains… That was my thought on Monday, but I forgot to take the photos
One can only assume they have some kind of value, to be traded in for cash. Unless of course it is a bunch of teenagers playing a prank.
Drain covers: That’s one of our concerns here in the Philippines too. It was strange when the drain covers would be gone like after a week or two after it was replaced.
Before the price of scrap metal went down here in the US, drain covers were very popular items to steal. Sure wish the prices would go back up so my husband would get rid of all the crap (I mean scrap) that he has hidden behind the shed.
I also wanted to comment on the little Entrecard chicklet. I went and got one for my blog.
hahahahahaha
Just to let everyone know… the drain covers have been replaced
Don’t worry, the druggies will be back as soon as they find out. If they’re gone again tomorrow you’ll know they read this blog.
Hmm which would then mean I’d have do do a major IP sweep of my stats to try and narrow it down