These are the voyages of the Starship Wigbert! Its mission: to explore the route between Mansfield and Manchester: to seek lions in the Pennines, to save strandard truckers from being mauled to death, to boldly go where no man has gone before… for a walk in the pitch black at 1am 
Ok now I think you can tell me and Maddsy were a little bored last night on the way back from the game at Old Trafford hahaha! So work was ok I suppose. Well as OK as it gets when you’re leaving at 3:30ish to go and watch a Champions League game
Left work, and followed Maddsy over to his house so he could drop his car off, cos he’d so conviniently been for a “meeting of the Minds or something” with Mark, which included a swift half!! He rather kindly put £20 of working mans petrol into the Terg, and we set off on our merry way. Estimated time of arrival according to SatNav was 17:28 or something… but we soon got stuck in slow moving traffic, which I think was something to do with Napoleon Ice Cream being spilt from a nearby Flying Saucer 
Finally got parked up, after deciding to mute my SatNav cos it was telling me a certain stretch of the Motorway around Manchester was a 40mph Average Speed Camera Zone, even tho other cars go flying past you, like a scene out of Talladega Nights, when he’s doing 23mph, and everyone else is flat out Due to SatNav not telling us where to go, cos she’d lost her rather irritating voice, Maddsy decided to take me off the normal route, and we decided to go for a scenic tour of the surrounding areas, before rejoining the usual route That lad will be the death of me I swear!!!
Got parked up, and it was rammed. Went for a piss in the Lancashire Cricket Ground, and two people walk in just as I’m walking out…. Webbo and Tez, lads I knew from Rainworth! The strange places you meet some people Had a Chicken Burger and we made our way to the ground, via the booze shop, so Maddsy could have a swift can. Got into the ground, and just before Kick-Off Maddsy noticed that there were some Italians sat only a few rows behind us!!! The game was pretty good, and it all got heated a few rows back, when Roma’s de Rossi decided to blaze his penalty bout 20 ft over the bar… Chris Waddle circa 1990 World Cup style!!! A few scally-wag Manchester United fans decided to goad the Italians, whoi were literally trying to jump over the small line of stewards, and attack the little runt It was quite funny to watch. After a few minutes me and Maddsy started getting showed with gifts! Taglietelle Pasta shapes, frozen mince and tinned tomatoes!! All the necessary ingredients for a cracking evening meal
The drive back was monumental! Luckily enough once we’d had a few renditions of “Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red, Garry Neville is a red, He’s a WANKER!!” and we saw him come on for the last few minutes in midfield, we thought fuck this and left early. Boy did we beat the traffic!! Normally you’re sat for 45 minutes just to get out of the car-park, and then a further 45 minutes to get to the M60! This time we did it in about 10 minutes, and were soon on our way arsing about. When we got to the Pennines, we’d remembered a previous conversation on the way up there, about Lions on the prowl! This is when Maddsy too a “Blair Witch Style” video Will post it once he bluetooths it to me!! We were just pissing about all the way home tbh. Got back bout half 11, when I know I was expecting to be back closer to 1ish
All in all a good night, with plenty of laughs
