Wiggy's World

So not blogged for a few days now, as not much interesting has been going on, atleast till this weekend anyway

Thursday there was no gym due to the fact that John played football, and managed to kill himself in the process *rollseyes* Sprains his ankle, then proceeds to spend about 11 hours at work hobbling round and things, thought he was meant to be clever, altho we’ve learnt that he needs to pay more attention to his spelling So ended up chatting to a few folks on msn and via text.

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This article on the true-faith website had me in stitches…

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Once again Robbo from the BBC website pulls an absolute cracker here…

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So yesterday I decided to ask John if it was normal time at the gym, and he said the words I didnt really feel like hearing… “yeah mate BIG SESSION tonight” Also yesterday I decided I might become an undercover agent for the police! I’ve been to Old Trafford 6 times now this season, and no-one has questioned my support! Even when I sat with my head in my hands through the 6-0 second half mauling of my beloved Newcastle All I’d need is the following disguise, and I’d be laughing!

Got to the gym bout on time, but John was stuck in traffic, so rather than warm up, I chatted to Blaine bout their night out in Newcastle Friday night for their mate Matt’s birthday. John got there, and we started where we left off last week… proper sessions, altho this morning I’m not feeling half as bad as last week! So maybe tonight I need to up my game a little more Hmmmmmm. Nipped to the chippy on the way home, altho I really wasn’t hungry and only managed half of it Started watching Donnie Brasco on DVD, whilst having a chat with Malc, Bobby and Bagi about football and that, and then Lee Westwood popped round to drop off a dvd, which I’d bought, but not seen before I lent i him. Had a bit of a quick catch-up on gossip and things, ad then I settled down chatting to some folks whilst watching “I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry” before heading up to bed. Altho once I was there, I just couldnt seem to go to sleep, and kept clock-watching

Earlier in the night Maddsy had sent me a comical photo of Kieran, so thought I’d stick that up on here, along with an updated photo of our Owen from this weekend

So Thursday I was still aching like hell from the gym and my random drive to and from Manchester, so got abuse off John for saying I really wasn’t in the mood for the gym or anything, altho we did have a nice cloth delivery, and Mark shouted “Where’s Wiggy hiding… got a job that’ll suit you to the ground”… then proceeded to rip me for going to the gym.. Cheeky bastard!! I knew tho that once Geoffrey had come in, that he’d be complaining to Mark that there was an urgent design & quote that needed sorting, so within minutes, Mark pulled me off the unloading duties The rest of the day was just a blur! Spent Thursday night chatting to various folks on facebook or msn, whilst having a dvd or two on in the background

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These are the voyages of the Starship Wigbert! Its mission: to explore the route between Mansfield and Manchester: to seek lions in the Pennines, to save strandard truckers from being mauled to death, to boldly go where no man has gone before… for a walk in the pitch black at 1am

Ok now I think you can tell me and Maddsy were a little bored last night on the way back from the game at Old Trafford hahaha! So work was ok I suppose. Well as OK as it gets when you’re leaving at 3:30ish to go and watch a Champions League game

Left work, and followed Maddsy over to his house so he could drop his car off, cos he’d so conviniently been for a “meeting of the Minds or something” with Mark, which included a swift half!! He rather kindly put £20 of working mans petrol into the Terg, and we set off on our merry way. Estimated time of arrival according to SatNav was 17:28 or something… but we soon got stuck in slow moving traffic, which I think was something to do with Napoleon Ice Cream being spilt from a nearby Flying Saucer Finally got parked up, after deciding to mute my SatNav cos it was telling me a certain stretch of the Motorway around Manchester was a 40mph Average Speed Camera Zone, even tho other cars go flying past you, like a scene out of Talladega Nights, when he’s doing 23mph, and everyone else is flat out Due to SatNav not telling us where to go, cos she’d lost her rather irritating voice, Maddsy decided to take me off the normal route, and we decided to go for a scenic tour of the surrounding areas, before rejoining the usual route That lad will be the death of me I swear!!!

Got parked up, and it was rammed. Went for a piss in the Lancashire Cricket Ground, and two people walk in just as I’m walking out…. Webbo and Tez, lads I knew from Rainworth! The strange places you meet some people Had a Chicken Burger and we made our way to the ground, via the booze shop, so Maddsy could have a swift can. Got into the ground, and just before Kick-Off Maddsy noticed that there were some Italians sat only a few rows behind us!!! The game was pretty good, and it all got heated a few rows back, when Roma’s de Rossi decided to blaze his penalty bout 20 ft over the bar… Chris Waddle circa 1990 World Cup style!!! A few scally-wag Manchester United fans decided to goad the Italians, whoi were literally trying to jump over the small line of stewards, and attack the little runt It was quite funny to watch. After a few minutes me and Maddsy started getting showed with gifts! Taglietelle Pasta shapes, frozen mince and tinned tomatoes!! All the necessary ingredients for a cracking evening meal

The drive back was monumental! Luckily enough once we’d had a few renditions of “Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red, Garry Neville is a red, He’s a WANKER!!” and we saw him come on for the last few minutes in midfield, we thought fuck this and left early. Boy did we beat the traffic!! Normally you’re sat for 45 minutes just to get out of the car-park, and then a further 45 minutes to get to the M60! This time we did it in about 10 minutes, and were soon on our way arsing about. When we got to the Pennines, we’d remembered a previous conversation on the way up there, about Lions on the prowl! This is when Maddsy too a “Blair Witch Style” video Will post it once he bluetooths it to me!! We were just pissing about all the way home tbh. Got back bout half 11, when I know I was expecting to be back closer to 1ish

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All in all a good night, with plenty of laughs

No not chicken tonight… but like I’ve been hit by a bloody Shinkansen (Japanese Bullet Train!!) JESUS CHRIST!!! Every part of my upper body is aching like hell… and it feels ace!! Me and John were discussing it last night, how sadistic it must sound to normal everyday people, that we enjoy aching and hurting like hell Atleast we know the hard work we’re putting in at the gym is working Had a great session on the back last night, and I was hurting! Couldn’t move my arms at one point! Thought they’d locked into place hahaha!

Got home, and was gonna watch the Chelsea game, but for some reason my ITV4 wasn’t transmitting (I think the Turkish had sabotaged it personally but hey-ho) and I’m quite glad I watched the Bin-dippers vs the Arse game instead! It was a proper premier league style game. This game had everything, and I for once feel Arsene Wenger is right to moan about refereeing desicions, as the Liverpool penalty that was given when the game was 2-2 was almost an exact replica of the one NOT given FOR Arsenal in the first leg! Also if I was Cesc Fabregas I’d have floored Ryan Babel-fish before he managed to get anywhere near their goal. Sacrifice for the team and all that. OK you’ll get sent off, but they’d have had a free-kick in the middle of the park, and you wouldn’t have conceded a goal Sat for the rest of the night watching CSI and CSI Miami on Five whilst having a chat with Becca Musson and Sami. For some reason I just couldn’t seem to fall asleep last night, and now i’m feeling it Oh well.. got my large bottle of Lucozade, and will get some more at dinner, ahead of the boring drive up to watch Man Utd Roma later tonight with “Von Shithead”

This morning I’ve just had a chat to Dee, and mentioned I was feeling all summery in my yellow t-shirt, and she mentioned how we seem to have our own Micro-climate upstairs.  That is so true! We have the hot air coming from the south-east corner “The Voyeur one’s Desk, and sometimes we get that meeting the cold air from the air-con and we get rumblings of thunder (Well the voyeur one moaning bout how it’s giving him a bad back or sommat )  Luckily we dont get any rain, but there is the occasional flash of the lights – Can anyone see i’m bored?

So Monday went by with a laugh and joke as per usual. No real drama! Which is always a good thing John had text me asking if I was ready for some pain, to which I replied “I’ve had stomach cramps all night mate, what you get me doing in the gym will not be as painful as that” to which John then saw it as a challenge

Got home, and got changed ready for the gym, and made up a nice Vanilla Protein Shake ready, cos I had a feeling I’d be needing it. Got to the gym a bit early, and got chatting to Blaine, and tried to warm up as best I could, ready for our mission of pain!!! Had a great work-out and rather than drop the level a little, as we’d not been for best part of 2 weeks, we started from where we left off. Started hurting quite quickly, but we managed to blast our way through the set, altho my arms felt like jelly when it came to doing the dips at the end of the session

Someone who I’d not heard from for a week or two, and thus I thought was ignoring me, text me out of the blue asking me something, and me being the all round nice guy, I’ll more than likely go ahead and do it, and so we had a bit of a chat through the evening, specially whilst she was watching”The Grudge” and felt she’d be having major nightmares   Had a chat with Lucy, who wasn’t feeling herself, and felt she’d stressed herself out through uni work and things, so I chatted to her for most of the night trying to cheer her up and everything (I think it worked too )  Just before I was gonna head off to bed, DJB came on and said that Jack would be coming home the following day (i.e. Today – Tuesday) and that they were having a water shortage over in Cyprus, and we then got chatting about me going over there A-Team style and building desanilisation plants.  We decided that the british would manage to build them by the time the next ice age comes round, so I was gonna go to Shirebrook, and get together a few Polish people, and go and build Dave one! All we’d need was a garage, a few drain pipes, and a welding gun, and we’d have had the whole plant built in 3 hours, and piped into DJB’s house by the time Jack gets home   We do come up with some stupid ideas between us HAHAHA

So friday me and John were chatting about going to play football that night, only to find cos of the stupid Donny Show, Teddy had cancelled it! BASTARD!! So Maddsy went on his merry way over to the Donny Show to help set up the House of Kolor marquee, and have a general nosey round (He may as well have booked the day off work ) and we had a nice delivery of cloth to sort out in his absence! The Voyeur one was being quite quiet, apart from when Dory said something to me, as he was comingup the stairs, and I heard a quiet “Just shut up” Friday night was spent chilling out again like normal, even tho Bagi kept pressuring me to go out for an hour, I really couldnt be arsed if I’m honest. Going through another “cant really sleep” few weeks and its slowly catching up with me I think Kept chatting with Adi on facebook, and we’re getting on like a house on fire at the minute, she’s great

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Right, so not been up to a great deal lately to be honest. John is only just feeling better now, and I really aint been arsed to go to the gym on my own, so I’ve been dosing about in the house and things like that But he’s promised me that we’re gonna hit it hard from Monday again… WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Had one or two chats with DJB the doting father of JJB And saw a few pics ofbaby Jack.. so adorable, unlike his dad haha! Met this great lass on facebook from down Suffolk way, and we got chatting on each others wall, then decided to start messaging each other cos it’s easier She is so easy to talk to, and I could quite happily spent all day chatting to her at the moment.

Was chatting to Bobby about his TAPIT website, and suggested that he started a blog, to try and get their word out there a bit more, and that I was all to happy to help. I decided to take it upon myself to set up their BLOG and Bobby seems more than happy with it. I even trusted him with the log-in details, and let him have a play around wordpress, but have a feeling for the time being he’s gonna email me anything he wants going on, and I’ll stick it up for him.

Had a nice 7 tonne delivery of aluminium yesterday, which was unloaded by hand, as per usual. Sure there is something not quite legal about it. but hey-ho! Free exercise for lard-arse Mr Maddox, and also “Smash Harry” who looks like he could do with gaining a few pounds As per usual with any delivery… “Look at me… I’m wiggy and i go to the gym bla bla bla” started dribbling out of Maddsys mouth. Jealousy is not a pretty thing hahaha!

The voyeur salesman is continuing in his attempt to piss everyone off in a day He was panicking like fuck yesterday morning, so he had 3 designs and quotes in the tray, that “Were gonna be orders as soon as the clients got them” I think only one turned into an order at time of writing, and that was after 3 or 4 more re-designs in the afternoon HAHAHA. Zoe said he was not fun to be round, as he was stressing that Wiggy was not at his beck and call Also once I’d gotten back he did his usual speech “Bla bla bla… I’ve prioritised everything in the tray… bla bla bla” and Zoe mentioned that there were Jaffa cakes in the vending machine, which excited me a little, so I went and had my pants pulled down by the vending machine, 3 jaffa cakes for 60p *shock* Turns out Captain Air-Con had turned round to Zoe and accused her of “sabotaging his orders” ROFL Oh dear me that made me chuckle for sooo long yesterday.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go play football with Teddy, and then chill out for the night and watch a film or two…. THEN IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!