Wiggy's World

Well what a random weekend this one has been Started off with a flier,hit a downer, carried on going down, only to turn round and cheer me up The highs and lows of being Wiggy will be described below….

Oh before I start… belated happy birthday to my darling sister, and also to my god damn nemesis Mr Maddox

So lets start with Thursday at work. This frenchie had decided he wanted to order a marquee or two, but hadn’t confirmed what his logo was to look like, so sent a few examples of what it COULD look like, so as per usual Mini-Marquees efficiency (unless its the website!!! Thats 3 years in the making, but I’ll maybe let Maddsy explain that one ) we managed to get his designs off to him. Fair play to the bloke, he’d said previously that he’d have his logo sorted by 4pm our time on thursday, so I’d prepared myself for a re-design or two. Little did I know just how wound up Geoffrey would get about it tho!! It was mint He finally sent the proper logos through just after 4, and if I remember he confirmed before we left that he wanted to order

Got a text off John saying gym as soon as possible, so agreed just after 6, then he text back saying he was bored, so already in the gym doing a back session Weirdo!! Anyway got to the gym and John arrived with Dawson, who after a bit joined us in our session. and made us work like the pair of us hadn’t done before!! Was an excellent session, and felt good to be aching that much that I could hardly move haha. Got home and sorted myself some tea and a protein shake out and chilled the fuck out for the rest of the night watching One Tree Hill, which some-one who shall not be named has gotten me watching! Some fit birds in it, so I’m giving it a chance

Got up earlyish Friday thanks to texts from Bagi and the mystery lady, even tho it was my latest day off, and soon found myself up and ready for the gym. Spent some time going through the shoulder exercises we normally do, and doing some stomach exercises befire deciding to hit the treadmill for a nice leisurely run for half an hour or so. Had gotten a text of Senor Maddox saying there was a posi missing. and did I mind nipping into work for half an hour to sort it out and that. Went to work straight from the gym and told everyone to cover their eyes, as I was baring more flesh than normal (wore my 3/4 lengths to gym) and rattled off the posi’s needed. Maddsy showed me a photo of his monsterous shit, which he appeared REALLY OVER THE MOON about I do worry about my friends at times LMAO. He was trying his hardest to get me to go to ASDA or Tesco for him, as he’d forgotten the birthday cakes the day before. Also he asked ifI had some petrol in my car and some money available, and after much stalling it turns out he wanted someone to give him a lift to Manchester to pick up his season tickets, and also take in the Man Utd vs Pompey FA Cup tie.

Left work just before dinner, and made my way home. This is where my day took a dramatic turn for the worst!!! Put the kettle on to make a drink, and nipped upstairs to get changed from the gym clothes I had on. Just as I was pouring myself a drink, I had a couging fit, and trying to put the kettle back, missed the stand bit, and ended up splashing hot water all over my hand. Not helped by the fact that I was leaning on the draining board, where all the hot water appeared to gather!! OUCH… It was pretty painful as I’m sure you can imagine. Put it on a bowl of cold water almost straight away, and the initial pain subsided, but once the water warmed up a little so did my hand. If I left it out the water for more than 5 minutes it felt like my hand was on fire I kept refilling the bowl with cold water throughout the day, whilst watching a few more episodes of One Tree Hill. Bout 11 at night came around, and I tried to go to sleep, but was in too much pain, so rang the NHS direct phone number from their site, and they recommended I went straight to A&E to get it checked out. Earlier in the day John invited me out to The Late Lounge, but I said I wasn’t in the mood having burnt my hand, and the reply was “gay”:lol: So I text him and one or two others telling them what had happened and I was on my way to A&E and again all John said was “pics?”hahaha Spent a two hour waiting to be seen texting becca and Maddsy, who seemed more bothered bout making sure I was round at his house on time to go to Manchester, rather than his mates health Gingerly drove home bout half 2 in the morning, and went straight to bed. Amazed that I was out like a light

Woke up bout 7:30 saturday morning, got ready and filled the car up with some go-go juice. Found driving not too difficult, and a bit later than scheduled we set off on our way up the motorway – destination…. Theatre of Prawns Got there and had a random walk round the ground trying to find the ticket office bit. Had a laugh at the cashier’s desk! It was just like being in the bank!! “please go to cashier 3″ha ha. Decided I’d best ring my mother and tell her not to worry, but I spent a few hours in A&E friday night, an made sure I was a long way away before I told her I was in Manchester and had drove up After some messing around and some snap we made it into the ground and sat in our seats. The game was ok, Man Utd had many chances to score, but the final ball eluded the front men. There was always a hint Pompey could catch United at their own game, on the counter-attack, and thats exactly what happened! Having changed keepers at half-time a cynical foul by the United keeper meant bye bye and also Penalty to Pompey!! Me and Lee have had a few chats in the past about the distinct lack of penalties given AGAINST united at home, and so it was a refreshing change. Rooney wanted to go in net, but Rio ended up in net, and dud a super-man impression trying to save the penalty As you can imagine I was quite amused come the final whistle, and had a nice smile on my face to go with the nice bandage As you can imagine the drive home was quiet ha ha ha, and Maddsy even fell asleep for part of the journey!! Newcastle lost 3-0 at Anfield, and are looking perilously close to slipping into relegation places! We’re lucky that it seems Derby and possibly Fulham have all but gone, so its 1 from 4 or 5!!

Nipped into Maddsys via McDonalds, and then made my way home feeling pretty tired and shitty. Once I was back I decided to ring Fee, who had phoned me whilst I was at Old Trafford and invited me to the pub, and had a chat explaining my absence from the evenings festivities, hand and knackered from driving Mr Maddox about Spent the rest of the evening watching a few episodes of One Tree Hill, before calling it a night bout 9:15 I thought that was it for the night, but someone I know hada different idea!! She’d been to her mates house that night, and when she got in decided to watch Carrie, and text me at 2am, asking if i watched One Tree Hill, and that she was watching Carrie! Gee thanks… retribution for waking her up with text messages both Friday night and Saturday morning Sent a few texts, and then she went to bed whilst I watched Taxi 3, that I’d started before I went to bed Bout 3, I was out like a light

Got up Sunday, and got myself ready or football, not the partaking, just the spectating Bagi wasn’t his usual chirpy ass Sunday morning self, for certain reasons, but the rest of the team helped take the piss out of my invalid-ness. We played quite well, but a weak shot bounced OVER Mr Baguley and we lost 2-1 9/10 for effort and endeavour tho lads From there I went over to my mothers house, where my dad ever so kindly cut up my Lamb for me! (Shades of our Hev cutting our Stefs dinner at Christmas 2 years back) And we joked that me and Stef have a thin for damaging our hands Felt myself becoming tired again, and my mum commented on how tired I looked, so I decided to nip into Tesco, buy a DD or two, and then head home to chill out watching DVD’s.  Ended up bumping into someone, and we had a nice chat about this and that and she told me she actually laughed when she’d heard what I’d done to my hand Evil girl lol.  Ended up walking out of Tesco with War, Crash, Superbad and another as yet un-named film, cos I cant remember   Upon leaving, I saw this Honda Accird Type R park next to me, and saw that it was Laura and Wardo.  Wardo got out the car and was shocked to learn the teg was mine, and said he told Laura to park next to it, so he could check it out   Had a bit of a chat, and agreed that I must go round and visit their gaff sometime soon.  Spent the rest of sunday watching DVD’s and an episode or two of One Tree Hill, before heading to bed bout 10ish, and was asleep not long after that

Will post pics of my hand when I can find my memory card reader