Wiggy's World

From Germany…

‘A German woman is suing doctors after she checked in to have wrinkles removed – and woke up with a new pair of breasts. Ingrid Bruelling, 33, had the operation in the German city of Kassel. She wanted to give herself firmer skin and remove the wrinkles after losing 16 stone on a crash diet. But when she woke up after the operation she found doctors had put two silicone implants into her breasts, increasing their size from a C cup to a D. Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger’ – Ananova.

From the New Zealand

A 48-year-old orchard worker has been sentenced to 75 hours community work after calling police to complain he was being raped by a wombat. Arthur Ross Cradock, of Motueka, called police on February 11 and informed them the rape was taking place at his house and he required assistance, The Nelson Mail reported. He later called back asking to retract the claim. “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know,” he told the operator. Cradock pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life’ – New Zealand Herald.

From French Polynesia…

CANBERRA (Reuters) – A television technician in French Polynesia has been suspended after he accidentally broadcast part of a pornographic movie shortly after a regular religious programme, Australian media reported on Wednesday.

The mix-up occurred earlier this month on the Tahiti Nui television network, when three minutes of the adult movie, including 52 seconds of explicit pornography, went to air during the mid-afternoon.

“It is funny, yes, but not really to us,” station general director Haupert Ives told Australian Associated Press.

The technician was taping a satellite feed from Paris when he switched channels to look at an adult program, not noticing he had started to tape the wrong program, Ives said.

The technician was suspended without pay for a week.