Wiggy's World

So not had an update for a few days, and have noticed one or two nosey parkers checking up on me so to speak So here goes.

First of all… reading my mate 0lly’s blog I found this picture here..

stolen from 0lly.co.uk

He says its a tribute to Mr Wiggy Bravo

Found this on the TrueFaith website which made me chuckle. Specially as he rants on and on about technology.

Right, just because I’m 30 seconds late for my appointment does not, under any circumstances mean I need a fucking SAT NAV. They aren’t great, they are shite. If I want some ASBO knacka-scratcha to pile a clemmy through my passenger side window so he can be away with said SAT NAV and flog it to some dopey sap whose passenger window will come to the same fate, then, I’ll put a fucking SAT NAV on the front of the dash with a great big sign advertising “something you will be able to rogue out of the car without too much difficulty – I’m not sure why I need this as I’ve got a perfectly good A-Z (granted its so old the High Level Bridge isn’t on it isn’t on it, but as I know where that is, that’s no hardship) I’ve been relying on for donkey’s years and as I’ve been just pointing the car south for aways, day trips and all other kinds of shite without troubling the pages of the AA Atlas I have unnecessarily stashed in the boot, I’ll happily do without a SAT NAV. So don’t keep talking about them unless you have some kind of submissive fetish about having a posh bird telling you where to drive to every time you put your key in the ignition.

Surfing the net? Fuck off, you mean you’ve been stuck in the spare room typing, eating Cheese Wotsits for three days and forgot to wash . That is the reality of surfing the fucking net? That and strapping yourself silly at some Ukranian Grandmother with a piece of garden produce hanging out of her. And of course wasting your worthless fucking life reading this shite when you should be earning the wages you practically rob off your employers, you lazy scum bastards.

Fucking I-Pods? I ask you. You can use them at the gym like the other whoppers who think they are on the zeitgeist. They’ll all be listening to Shania fucking Twain, anyway. Aye, right, wear them only if your lugs don’t sweat and they don’t slip out continually or when you keep dropping the fucker when you do a bit of rolling around on the mat looking like the pilsbury dough man on E. And there isn’t the decibel smashing sound of some “Hi_ENERGI” shite being pumped out by a PA bigger than The Gallowgate. Or out running (aye, right) – fucking great way to get hit by the No.26 – “and if a ten tonne bus, killed the both of us” – sorry, there’ll be nowt romantic having your face peeled off G0-Ahead’s finest as a Polish bus driver gets to grips with Coatsie Road.

I think we all agree, Sam Allardyce never looked right for the NUFC job. It had fuck all to do with his inabilty to put out a side playing something we’d recognise as football. It was everything to do with that Blue Tooth ear piece shite he wore. Frankly you need to be a big fucker to wear one of those because if it was a short arse mincing about with one of them on, every fucking bully there has ever been would be coming out of retirement to give you a clip. And rightly so.

SKY+ Boxes are great are they? Are they fuck they are just new video recorders. They do exactly the same fucking job except they don’t need tapes. fucking thosands of years of civilisation accumulating into being able to tape ER for wor lass. And I’ve kept the BETA-MAX in the loft because one day they will come back. Nailed on.

Blackberry handheld computers? Do you want a slap?

I-Phones? Are there really as many dull people out there that makes this viable to sell? It is not cutting edge technology. Its just a bit handy.

The fight back starts here …

The last few days have involved one or two very strange text messages flying about! Mainly between me and Moorey, Below is a sample…

• You dirty cock sucking gypsy horse raper bin laden look alike x – From Moorey
• You faggot loving, ball tickling, goat shagging, monkey loving Maddsy wanna-be x – My Reply

I was shocked at this next one, but then thought it’s Moorey so maybe not…

• Marry me sweetheart X

Hmmm I think him and Bagi have been sniffing the glue again. Fingers crossed we’re out again this saturday, which should be fun. Decided that I’m gonna sit the season out where I am, and see if I cant go down in history along side the great Jemini with their song Cry Baby in the Eurovision Song Contest of 2003 with NIL POINTS Should be fun, cos Bagi is fucked, so it may have to be either me or Moorey in net

Had a few good sessions in the gym this week, and been abused by Caz. All but sorted out the meal at Springwater for my birthday, and I tried to pass off the organising to John, much in the same way he passed on organising his night down Notts this weekend to his mate Blaine, but he said Fuck That!! Had a few games on COD4 on XBOX live, and slowly moving my way up the leaderboard on my friends list

I’ve also started reading this LINK Which i find quite entertaining (It’s a football blog before certain people decide to click on it). Also another link, for those Man Utd fans that seem to think that Ronaldos goal was the best free-kick ever… LINK HAHA

Thats the last time i fuck about on the punchbag thing at the gym, pretending it’s Maddsy haha! I’ve knackered my arm up