Wiggy's World

Well lets start with something I forgot to mention I did on thursday…

Thursday morning I was trying to be clever on the blog, and ended up locking myself out! I did that good a job of fucking it up that I’d blocked all of admin! Not even DJB who was helping me try and sort it out could log in and change anything. After a bit of a think, I realised that I’d got this plugin called Bad Behavior installed, and it had blocked me Pretty clever little plugin haha! I decided to delete the plugin through my ftp software, and low-and-behold I could get access again! So I learnt not to try and be clever cos it dont suit me

Now the update…

Friday morning was quite busy to be honest, cos I was trying to get a mass mailout ready to go, and we had to change the franking machine over once we had emptied the coffers on the old one, so me and Dee set about doing that. Bought myself 2 more domains names chuffknows.co.uk and also wiggysworld.co.uk hehe! I need to stop talking to Rob! He’s a bad influence on me. Left work about 11:45 with Zoe running about trying to find files for certain customers, which she didnt actually need in the end *rollseyes*

Got to the dentist at just gone 10 past 12 for my appointment at 12.20, having parked up in the gym car-park, and wasting 60p parking At this point i’d like to point out that I was VERY nervous! I’ve hated the dentist for as long as I can remember, hence not going for so many years I was called up just after 12.30 and sat down in the chair of doom. When asked if i’d eaten like they advised on my last visit, I said no, because I really couldnt stomach any food since thursday nights chinese, as the dental nurse asked if it was cos I was nervous about the treatment I was about to receive… which I said YEAH!!! So they gave me some glucose drink and said this would help calm my stomach a bit, cos the thought of the injections had made me shakey as hell First of all she stuck the ret long needle into my mouth, and gave me the best part of 8 bloody injections! Each one pinching like a bugger, and before long my gums, tongue, cheeks and basically everything on the left hand side of my face went numb as fuck. First of all I had a filling, and then was possibly the 2nd worst experience of my life to date. Having my teeth polished! It was not pleasant at all, and this was then followed by the worst experience ever! I had my eyes shut for the majority of the cleaning and filling, and like a twat I opened them when she was preparing what can only be described as a screwdriver and a set of pliers This made me feel even more queasy than the combination of the injection and no food had made me. When she was trying to get the tooth out, if felt as if it was attached to them on the other side of my mouth Everytime she wiggled it with the pliers, i felt a short pain on the opposite side of my mouth, which was weird to say the least. It was not a pleasant sight opening my eyes part way through the removal, when I saw both screwdriver and pliers being forcefully shoved around my gob, and something that makes me cringe everytime I think about it! Even writing about it now is giving me shivers

Once that most terrifying of experiences was over I headed off home, cos earlier in the day I’d text John to see if he was at work, but he had the day off, as I thought maybe a little retail therapy might make me feel better Got home feeling like i’d been the full1 2 rounds with Mayweather, feeling quite ill with half a numb face and tongue I looked a right picture! Drooling all the way home hahaha Got home and text my mate Emzi who happens to be a dental nurse, and asked if there was any instructions I’d need to follow other than the dont drink any alcohol for about 24 hours, cos I was contemplating Paracetamol, and she said that was on, but smoking, spitting and also Asprin are a no go! Got chatting to Lizzie who did a good job of cheering me up, cos I began to feel quite down Friday afternoon, and altho she was busy with uni work, she took time out to cheer me up, whilst I watched Hitman. Loved playing this game, and I thought the film was quite good too. Out of sheer boredom I decided to brows the maximuscle website, and found myself taking advantage of one of their offers (to which I’ve since been called a “Protein Slag” by John… Pot Kettle moment anyone?!? ) Tried to mumble my way through conversations to our Lewi, Mr Kirk and Maddsy on the phone, whilst trying to get feeling back into the left hand side of my face, which was still feeling numb as fuck. Had a blast on Forza for a bit, and then just laid on the settee, feeling even more sorry for myself watching telly. Had a text off my sister asking if I could take her to work sat morning, so agreed, and decided to head to Mcarthur Glen afterwards for some proper retail therapy Tried to go to sleep bout 11, but didnt manage to sleep till gone 4am.

Got up about 8 and got myself ready to take our hev to work. Bought myself some Lucozade to try and keep energy levels up for the day, as i’d still not eaten, and to be honest, didnt think I could stomach anything. Took her to work, and had a laugh at our Lewi sending Hev a message Friday night that said “Night babes, sweet dreams babes xxx” Obviously meant for someone else ha ha ha! Once I’d taken my darling sister to work, I decided against heading back the way I came, through Arnold and that, and headed towards Stapleford and the Motorway. Got over to McArthur Glen bout half 9ish, and started my mini shopping spree. First stop was as always… Baronjon to see John, who it turns out was having an extra hour in bed Bought myself a new Peter Werth jumper and Shirt and some new Jeans. Then once Dan had taken rang it through, and I’d paid for it, I asked if John was slacking off again, and then it dawned on us both, that if I’d have said before he would have put a discount in for me DOH!! (John called me a plank later in the day when he found out ) Nipped into Donnay and bought myself some new shin pads for football and some new tracky bottoms for the gym. Decided I needed to also extend my DVD collection, and in the process bought….

• Transformers,
• The Shrek Trilogy,
• Black Hawk Down special 3 disc collectors edition,
• 300
• Shooter
• and a brucey bonus for spending over £20… ELF for £4

I know Christmas is just around the corner, and it’s almost a guarantee that I’ll get aftershave, but I was running low, so decided to get myself some Lacoste, which I used to have many moons ago, and loved the smell of, so treated myself to a little box set of that After that I decided I’d spent enough, and made myway over to The Grosvenor Rooms in Sutton to see my mates Kieran, Dylan and Jessica. Maddsy was his usual abusive self towards Madeline and it wasn’t long before everyone was off their own ways. With me heading over to the Coffee Shop to go and see my mother. She was telling me that our stef had had his cyst taken out, and he swore it was the most painful thing ever Baring in mind some of the scrapes he’s been in that must be saying alot. Also I think she said he’s back in the hospital this Tuesday having his hand re-operated on. Not sure whats wrong this time, as I tend to switch off after a bit Very very small attention span you see haha! Ohh look… birdies…

Anyway headed off to pick up my sister, and noticed that my petrol light had come on! That meant I’d used £15 worth of petrol between having my teeth out and getting to Rainworth! Motorway driving can’t have helped tho hehehe! Filled up with £45 worth of BP Ultimate, from the garage opposite Proweb in Redhill and continued on my merry way. Once again when I got to my sisters work, my sat nav decided to go tits up It said the correct road, and speed, but the map just had me doing dough-nuts in the middle of a road near the David Lloyd Centre hahaha! Luckily I knew my way home through various routes, and I take a bit of a de-tour and went through Bestwood and Ravenshead.

Got home and chilled for a bit, and then suddenly realised I needed to get ready sharpish, cos I was due to pick Lee up at 4.45, and it was 4pm, and I hadn’t even had a bath! Tried to ring daft lad, but he had fallen asleep in the bloody bath Man I looked good in my new outfit (shame I didnt get any pictures ) and when I got to the Kirks house, Lee had also taken the opportunity to wear a jumper haha! Headed over to Tubbys and then made our way over to our new sponsor on sundays, the Blue Bell in South Normo. Got there early, altho it wasn’t long before Brad had turned up, so I beat him at pool, then to massage Tubbys ego, I let him win. Couldn’t do with him having face-on all night could we As my car aint really built to have fat bastards sat in the back, Maddsy decided to jump in with Moorey on our way to the dogs, and me and Lee made our own way there, thanks to our racing-pigeon like sense of direction.

Got there and waited for the rest of the lads, who seemed to get lost on the way and Moorey decided to ram his car into what he thought was a parking space, but turned out to be a walkway which was only wide enough for 2 people HAHAHA! We eventually got in, after calling Brad quite a few names. Everyone was having a good laugh and joke, and the beers seemed to be flowing, or J2O in my case Me, Lee and Maddsy didnt really bet, altho I put one Trio bet on, and won £4.20 from a £1 bet That was untill one race, when the dog was called “Three in a bed” hahaha! All of a sudden everyones money was out their pocket quicker than you could say the name I put a fiver on it each way, and one or two others seemed to put a fiver on it to win, but it ended up dissapointing us, and finishing 7th or something hahaha! To which Maddsy then text Stevie saying “The dog racing gods have spoken, and never pin your hopes on Three in a bed. It will only leave you dissapointed” to which Stevie didnt have a clue what he was on about! Women hey!! We had pie and peas, and that was the first thing I’d eaten since my chinese Thursday night

Lee was bored soon after, and commented that it was turning into a “sausage-fest” and by 10:30ish we were on our way into town. We called into Macdonalds on the way, cos Lee was hungry as normal. Parked up outside Dee’s and a rather wasted Brad decided to get out my car, then walk off, leaving my door open!! Made our way down to the newly named HQ, and walked in, and nodded at the bouncers, who told us to go straight upstairs Anyone would think they knew what we were there for hahaha! Had only been in there a few minutes and one of the girls (Lucy) came over and asked if anyone wanted a dance, so they all pointed at me, and being one of them sort of lads, who dont like to let people down, I agreed, and followed her up to the bar. Later that night, Maddsy was in having a dance, and me and Lee took the opportunity to splash some cash, and paid £20 for 2 dancers There was Lucy (again) and this Geordie lass who was mint! I think i’m in love Whilst waiting for the song to finish, we got chatting, and she said she was from Newcastle, so Lee pointed out I’m a big Toon fan. She asked why I supported Newcastle, and that she did, but she’s allowed cos she’s from there, and once I’d pointed out my mother and uncle Mick are Geordies, we High-Fived All I am gonna say is she was the best dancer in there that night!! And I’m sure Lee will agree… Lets hope there are some more birds like that when we head up north in the New Year Woohoo!!

From there we headed over to Liquid, cos Ant and John said they were in there, but John and Caz had since gone to Chicago Rock. Wasn’t too bad in there, as it was free, and saw a few old faces in there, and Mini-Bean. Brad was getting funnier and funnier the drunker he was getting, baring in mind he seemed wasted in MacDonalds Had a great hour or so dancing away on the dance floor, and there should be warnings on bottles of pop!

• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retarded baboon.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Once Maddsy and Brad had decided they’d danced like retarded baboons for long enough, whilst me, lee and Ant ripped up the floor with our various moves, we went for a wander round, and bumped into Lee “Pigeon Legs” Taylor He was wasted and telling us storied of his adventures now he no longer appears to work with us. I was wounded when he told me that, and told him that Geoffrey for one will certainly miss his bubbly personality among other things ROFL. Not long after 2 we decided to call it a night, and I went to meet John and Caz with Lee, whilst Maddsy made sure Brad got home, or atleast that Moorey came to pick him up. John was very complimentary of my outfit HAHAHA! Having called me a plank earlier in the day for not getting a discount on it! By the time we’d got to the car, John had polished off his food, and was busy tucking into Caz’s Fishcake, Chips and Peas. Had a right laugh taking them pair home, and they managed to get peas everywhere. Caz tried to make out that John was loving all the music they played in Chicago, but I was having non of it. I tried to end my brilliant friendship with Caz as a result of her getting peas all over my red recaro’s, but then realised I’d end up losing my personal trainer, so soon back-tracked, and said i’d get it cleaned myself John took his time to get out of the car which was also amusing, and then I had a decent chat with Lee on the way to his house.

Think I got in about 3, and like a good little digi-box, it’d proceeded with my instructions to change over to the Ricky Hatton fight on Box Office @ 11. Chatted to my old mate Lucy Dickie on facebook for a bit, as she was stuck in Leeds, listening to Old men talking about books on Radio 5 Live, until they decided to broadcast the fight haha. I felt myself falling asleep by 4, the sceduled time for the fight, but some hair-brained person thought one of the fights would be over quickly, yet it went the distance, and was called one of the worst title defences they’d ever seen A few brews later, and I was ready for the fight. Tom Jones sang the English national anthem (altho I thought he was welsh ) and Tyrese sang the American anthem which was met with a chorus of boos by the English contingent in the arena. (I’m sure there was loads more than the reported 3000 english fans in the ring! Specially when they were all in chorus “There’s only 1 Ricky Hatton” The atmosphere was electric, and I’d have done anything to have been there. The fight itself… well apart from the first round or two, when Ricky caught him with a left jab, that had Mayweather stumbling, I didnt see much to give me hope. Mayweather had obviously done his research, and seemed to be able to counter anything Ricky threw at him, which resulted in him putting him down in the 10th round Very tired and dissapointed I headed for bed, and last time i checked the clock it was about 6am

I awoke to the sound of the house phone ringing just after 9. Not sure how long it had been ringing, but Tubby was damn certain that he was gonna wake me up. Decided to get up and answer it, altho it took a hell of a lot of energy to do so. He said he’d tried my mobile, but once again I’d switched it offline Got ready for football after a chat on the phone, and then made my way over to his house to take him to football. Once again I was stuck at CB, even tho Brad and Maddsy said all Sat night that I was running the line *rollseyes*

First half Moorsey had a few chances, and we kept it really tight at the back, and me and Mark Daley kept their tall striker quiet, who seemed to run rings round us in the first game of the season, and for all his running their other striker/winger didnt really get much of a sniff at goal. They had a few chances, but whatever they got through, Bagi seemed equal to. All in all we were happy with the effort we’d shown first half shooting down hill.

Second half, and I seemd intent on scoring an own goal Headers were going everywhere, and Bagi kept out anything that came his way again. They scored with a few minutes left, and in our dissapointment Bagi asked where our midfielders where, and I pointed out that Maddsy had his head in his hands on the halfway line, and Nick was trying to get back. This prompted Maddsy into an outburst along the lines of “What the fuck are we meant to do, there are 4 of you at the back etc etc, we have to either try and get forward or defend bla bla!” Sometimes you have to try and think tho… we have 0 points… surely you wanna try and keep it tight, and try and claim our first point, rather than keep sending people forward trying to get the win! Hey maybe thats me! The thing that annoyed me and Bagi was that it was their CB who scored the goal! Altho Maddsy said he’d pushed onto midfield, the defence were all occupied, and he’d managed to lose the midfielders like Paul Scholes Anyway… Shit happens, we conceded a goal, and it was the teams fault, for maybe not communicating enough! I aint gonna slag people off, cos I could say I should have gotten closer to their striker a bit sooner, before the move opened us up. It’s a team game, so we ALL have to accept responsibility. He’s since apologised for his outburst, and I apologise for blaming him for the goal I was absolutely off my feet, after next to no sleep, and then running my ass off for 84 minutes We were this close tho, which is why we were all so dissapointed

Nipped over to my mums after football for a bite to eat and shower.  Our Owen was there with our Lew, who had to nip out not long after.  Had a bite to eat, and watched our Owen playing with his toys, and I couldnt keep my eyes open He kept coming upto me and saying” Wake up Mikey” So after the first half of the Boro vs Arsenal game I headed for a shower, then made my way home.  Straight into bed, phone offline again, and I managed to sleep through till about 8pm.  Decided that I wanted to get up then, and made my way over to MacDonalds cos I was a bit peckish, and wanted to watch Black Hawk Down, and thought the drive out would help wake me up a bit.  Managed to stay awake till 11, when I decided to call it a day, and slept through till my alarm woke me up at 7:30 this morning.  Got to work, and stood chatting to Al for a bit, as no-one else was in other than Atom, and when I got to my desk I saw 2 missed called from a certain colleague, so I rang him back, and it turned out to be an SOS Call. His car had only packed up in Blidworth, and he was causing major traffic jams.  So much so that he made Radio Mansfield traffic news or something Picked him up and we were still in work for just gone 9.  Brett found this news hilarious, as he’s ripped Lee’s car lately, and this was the icing on the cake.

Today aint been too bad, quiet due to Tubby having the day off, but there seemed to be a mass of internet enquiries to go through, so I’ve been busy for the majority of the day which was nice

Thats enough for today… Hakuna Matata Bitches!