Seems Ramadan is starting to affect our friend Mohammed! Is it the not eating during the day or just the fact they drank too much fizzy pop last night, but this is an extract from an email waiting for me this morning…..
Me and Morgan got back in from work about 3:30, at which time we (along with Lou) decided to crack some drinks out. Needless to say mate; by about 10:00 we were slightly the worse for wear! There was just us 3 in the apartment with tunes absolutely blasting out, I’m so surprised nobody was banging on the door….or maybe we just didn’t hear them ha ha! One of the more memorable activities from the evening was opening both windows in the front room and hurling fruit out at the builders over the road as well passing cars lol! I had an ace chat with Morgan too around 11:30! I had a shower and was just getting sorted when he staggered in to the room:
Morgan: Are you ready dude?
Me: Ready for what mate?
Morgan: Are you ready for ‘em?
Me: Who?
Morgan: The black c**ts!
Me: Why mate, are they on their way?
Morgan: Yeah, they’re coming now but I’m ready for them *holds up a pair of socks ha ha*
Me: I was thinking about going to bed to be honest dude, early start and that.
Morgan: Yeah, yeah, sound, no problem….it’s ok…..me and Harry Potter will sort ‘em (ROFL!)
At this point he turns around and heads back towards his room but doesn’t make it past the dining room table before falling over a chair and landing in a heap against the wall….
Me: Fucking hell mate, it’s a bit late for stunts.
Morgan: I’m ok I’m ok, it’s all good………….I fucking love this wall anyway……it’s my favourite.
Ha ha ha! Ace lol! I came out of my room this morning and the apartment’s a right state….three cheers for cleaners! Lol. Early estimates seem to suggest we sank a bottle and a half of JD and a bottle of vodka. I feel sound this morning though, I’m not sure about Morgan though; I think he may have had to leave the fighting to Harry Potter last night ROFL!
For once not got a lot to say so shall leave it at that for a bit 
this is exactly why he should be writing a blog – he could star in mine if he wanted – my new one
i might ask him actually – see if he fancies being a guest writer every so often
what do you think wiggy?
thats a good idea! I’d allow him that too
he’s already got access to my gallery, for adding photos of Rat-fink ha ha
I do actually keep telling him to start a blog (somewhere else i can spam) but he dont want to pffft!
Ooh, a guest spot….I could do that!
I do think about starting a blog but it never really ever gets any further than my head!
Right so get something written and email it me, whether it be a random “what you’ve been doing since you left” or even a “ratfink rocks” kinda thing, anything at all – and it’ll be on the blog in your name.
shit that means i’ll have to tell you’s where it is now
DOH!!!
yeah we’ll do the guest spot then! Still waiting the guest blog about rat-fink *rollseyes*
GET ON IT THEN LEE!
write something and i’ll post it – although i suppose i then have to tell you where to find it. doh.
write anything you want, whether be a “ratfink rocks” kinda thing or a “i’ve been playing in bahrain for a year” type thing. anything you like.
WIGGY!!!! why wont it allow my comments. i’ve typed this shit twice now.
I dont know fee… as long as you write as Fee then it should allow all comments
Just keep emailing me about the stupid stuff you and morgan get upto lee, and i’ll stick it on here
The guest blog about Rat Fink is pending the outcome of the the weekend mate!
I’ll have a think about something for yours then Fee as well, maybe I’ll assemble a few comedy moments similar to the “Harry Potter incident” above ha ha! Either that or what it’s like when I come back to Blighty for my flying visit.
yeah sort it! Altho i feel half of it will appear on my blog anyway
Don’t worry mate, any more comedy moments and I’ll be sure to send them ha ha! I don’t think there’ll be anything to top the washing machine fiasco though! Then again, the bodyshop guy conversation was pretty good!
But i think Harry Potter tops the lot for pure comedy mate
I literally couldn’t control the laughter mate, especially when he declared his love for the wall! Alcohol’s an amazing substance ha ha!
Did you not drink as much as him or something? And another thing… what were the builders doing at 11pm?
Mate the builders are Indian, hence they work from about 5am til well beyond midnight at times! They get about 3 hours off during the day though. And no, I didn’t have as much to drink as Morgan which is why I wasn’t having visions of tag teaming with Harry Potter lol!
So i’m guessing you drank the bottle of Vodka and he had the bottle and a half of JD!
Mate.. WE NEED PICS TO FOLLOW UP THESE STORIES!! A drunk Morgan would no doubt appreciate his picture being on my blog in some random fight alongside Harry Potter
To be honest mate, I can’t remember who had what! As for photos, unfortunately the brand new camera I bought disappeared when the ex did!
surprising that aint it mate!
some of my things dissapeared in simimlar fashion… namely my dvd’s ha ha ha