Wiggy's World

Anyone fancy dining in a secret nuclear bunker with me??? I mean imagine in the current political climate of today! You’d sit to start your main course, and not have to worry about whats going on above you! LINK

Now for something really random…

This badge was passed down to me by Wendy at work, and it hereby means that I HAVE FULL AUTHORITY OF EVERYONE UPSTAIRS. Which is OK, when there is only Robert and Atom up here today, cos Maddsy has decided to add to his small tally of days off work ill Speaking of him… We’re now 3 games into the season, and the only thing he;s passed to me is this illness, but i’m hardcore, and still able to come to work, and get the orders and keep the place running smoother than a banana smoothie Aided by my two assistant / partners in crime..

Brett “what is that?” The lumberjack

Our youth-less Lee “Pigeon Legs” Taylor

So yesterday Maddsy was walking round all day going on about hos his kids and stevie were projecile vomiting and things, generally making everyone feel nice and at ease and all that before he finally gave in and fucked off bout 4ish.  Then Mark shouted me down, and walked over to his car, stood in the rain, and I was like “Errrmmm….. And then??” and then he proceeded to teach me how to start the Porsche up, and said that he wanted it putting in the unit over night, but any scratches appear and i’m a dead man! So I had to ask wether there was enough bubble-wrap to cover his car 10 times ha ha ha.  First time EVER driving an automatic, and it did feel very weird at first, but soon got the hang of it, sitting on the edge of the seat, so i can reach the peddles without moving the seat or anything

Today I’m generally doing my Big Mother thing, and keeping an eye on things like i’ve been told to ha ha! And even tho he aint actually physically at work… it still feels like I have Maddsy peering over my shoulder, and generally nagging like errr stevie or sommat! But maybe that’ll be the fact he’s spent best part of half an hour on the phone to me this morning, and it’s only bloody 11am!!!  We dont talk that for that long when he’s actually here lol!

Yesterday was quite comical with Pigeon Legs doing his best Geoffrey impressions whilst taking forever and a day to type up some notes for Carol!

Tonight Fee is gonna drop her car off, as if you aint read the comments, she’s kindly donated her car for the weekend, which is MEGA!!! Many, many thanks to you Feeyonah I aint planning on doing much tonight, as i wanna be up and awake ready to go and fetch the Bahrainian from the airport.. NB To Bahrainian… DONT FORGET MY JAGERMEISTER FROM THE DUTY FREE!! Oh and get fee something nice too! Some Toblerone or sommat as a thank you (thoughful being my middle name, contray to popular belief that it’s John)

Thats enough for now bitches… cos i’m off to find a blog, and its hurting my head trying to find it GRRRRRR!!