Wiggy's World

So yesterday was the first day at his new training camp for Lee “Pigeon Legs” Taylor, ahead of his super super light-feather weight bout against Adam “Atom-Bomb” Gilbert. “Pigeon Legs” is currently under a strict regime, and the location is being kept a close guarded secret, so please dont ask for his location! It’ll only disrupt his routine. “Atom-Bomb” meanwhile seems coolness personified!! He’s not one for these training camps, and is preferring to do his training at work, constantly running up and down the stairs at work ala Rocky Balboa

I must admit I have “Pigeon Legs” down as a favourite, because I feel the ballet lessons his dad paid for him to go on worked well during football on sunday! He pranced up and down the touchline like a pro during the first half, and showed Maddsy a clean pair of heels with his quick feet in the second half, So I think that’ll stand him in good stead for this bout!

Moving onto a completely different story now. Maddsy told us yesterday that Stevie was braving it, and taking the kids to the zoo!! So was really looking forward to hearing about Dylan wrestling a Lion or Gorilla or something, and it appears the lad didnt let us down

Allegedly he decided to put his face up close to the glass in the lion pen, and basically stared out a lion! Altho it did wink at him, and was more than likely thinking “I’m gonna eat you Boy!!” But it then buggered off! He then saw the Spider Monkeys or something, and acted like you’d expect, and made some little monkey go crazy, and jump about and everything!! HAHAHA Good old Dylan! Wish there was a photo of him and the lion going head-to-head!! All hail “Dylan the Lion Slayer” HAHAHA
Looking like it’s gonna be town on friday night! Maddsy needs to speak to “The high-chief of the tribe” to see if she either fancies it, or will let him down on his own, but Ive txt Wayniac and Bagi, and Wayniac is up for it, but Bagi is being gay and wont reply to my text message Will try and get some others out soon!

I really am missing the gym, so it seems i’m gonna have to pull my finger out and get my car sorted soonest! Not bad to say I aint been since John went on holiday, yet I said I’d keep going whilst he was on holiday Gonna have to battle through the pain barrier now when I start going again

After receiving a message on facebook from Lee’s mum, me and Lee have been chatting about when both sets of parents meet when you’re in a relationship, and someone always seems to be blind drunk!! Wether it’s the mother (in lee’s case) or daugther (as in my case, be it her 18th, but still)

For some reason my body is on the verge of breaking I think Extract from an email sent to Bahrain this morning

I can safely say my body is fucked!!! Walking home last night, and felt a sharp pain in my right achilles, which is never a good thing, still got a bit of a dead leg on my left calf, and knee is still scabbing up, so in a bit of pain LOL! Right fuck up me aint it! Then to top things off getting ready for work this morning, and my left leg tried to give way! Wouldnt have been so bad had i been trying to get my right leg into my tracky bottoms hahaha! Safe to say i fell onto the bed cursing. 

Think I will be giving maxxd football a miss for a week or two