Does it compare to this?
I had a right disaster after I logged out. The cleaner hadn’t done any washing, so I’d go no shirts for work. I thought “I’ll stick a load in”. It’s a washer drier and after I heard the drier stop working I was going to go and grab a shirt to iron it ready. I opened the door and a gush of water came out…bad news!! I set the machine to empty and spin to see if it’d help. Well, it emptied, didn’t spin, and then filled up again! I went down stairs to the Indian bloke in reception and told him the score (although he obviously didn’t have a clue!). So, he walks in to the apartment and goes to the washing machine, so I said “don’t open it, it’s full”, so he nodded and then….OPENED THE DOOR!! So now he’s stood there in front of it just watching 5 gallons empty out on to my kitchen floor going “ooooooh”. So I pull him out the way and shut the door again! Now he’s gone to fetch a mop, but doesn’t bring a bucket!! The final straw came next. We’ve got a water cooler in the kitchen too that’s stopped cooling, so I tell him “you need to get that sorted too, quickly” as I was proper pissed off by now. So he says “aahhh sir, water on floor from here?”!!!! “You’re the one that emptied the water on the floor two minutes ago!!!!”. I just told him to get out! After that I used up every clean towel I had mopping the water up and took my washing downstairs to the laundry room.
ROFL Unlucky mate 
I nearly pulled his tabs off!
oooooooooooooooh i didn’t realise it was ‘his’ story. I thought you’d found it online or something and I was going to repy saying “ahhh, thepoor bloke needs a bird” but now I know who the shit day belongs to (a well educated, intelligent, married off lad), I don’t know what to say.
I imagine “Big Woody” was almost out!
yep! It’s him!
btw mate.. you cleaned it all up yet? or got yourself a new cleaner?
Oh yes, Big Woody was definitely called on for this situation!
Yeah it all got cleared up that night and left me with no towels, no kitchen towel and no patience!! I’ve had a word about the cleaner so we shall see what happens!!!
check your bed covers tonight mate! There may be snakes or killer spiders and shit lurking anywhere in your room
It’s ok mate, there’s nothing on earth, man nor beast that can withstand one of my farts in bed ha ha!