Wiggy's World

Yeah thats right folks! They lost him! In the words of Maddsy snr… “He croaked”
So today Dylan will be performing the autopsy

Work is pretty much as hectic as it can be, and with no help, i may well try and work more hours If thats possible, without wanting to spend the whole weekend cooped up in the house with no energy or anything!

So last night at footy, i didnt really enjoy myself! I did when we were having a kick about and laugh, with me and lee in net, but once they decided that they wanted me to go in net, that joy and comedy went out the window! I hate playing in net during a proper game! Maybe it’s cos i enjoy my football too much, and always feel like i’ve let the side down when a goal goes in or something.  Normally this wouldnt bother me, but last night it almost pissed me off! This due to the fact that most of our team were playing up-front, and there was no midfield or anything! Thus leaving 3 of our players at the back, with about 5 of their players to mark! Hence them scoring! *rollseyes*

Then 2nd Half teddy and tom take kick off… almost all our players move out of the way, and let tom walk to about 25 yards out, where he smashed one over me! Yep cheers for the cover guys! Then they go and do it again with the next goal we score! Well thats the last time i go in net! Cos tbh I couldnt be fucked by the 2nd half, so if no-one can be bothered to help a brother out by defending or tackling, then hey! Why should i bother in net!

After that i cheered up a bit, and went down to ED to see one or two people, and then buggered off home, and watched Hart’s War I can confirm…. NO Big Bother was shown on my telly

HAHAHA

Maddsy has told me the most random of stories, and this is a quick newsflash, untill more details are published (as in he emails me the proper story, as told by Dylan…

Turns out he’s had his mate round this afternoon, and they were playing in his room, with which some contents are a little fish tank with an Albino clawed toa, whatever one of them is! Appears Jessica had one too, and this escaped, and was found halfway down the stairs, but thats another story for a rainy day HAHAH

Anyway… early reports are that Dylan came downstairs with his frog in a bucket with water in, and told stevie it wasn’t very well.  So Ste took a look, and as she was about to poke it to see if it was still alive, it moved, then rolled onto its back or something, revealing a black dot!  When asked what happened he looked at her blank, and it was down to his mate who’s name we are protecting, so for this story he shall be known as ermmm “Greengrass”. Anyway Greengrass mentions that Dylan fished him out of his tank, and proceeded to attempt open heart surgery on this poor little toad

So Maddsy has the job of trying to resusitate this toad, and has the say as to wether or not the toad lives or dies…

I told him to look on the brightside… atleast Dylan wasn’t running loose with one of these….

Cos I really could picture him with an extension lead, telling hims mate to “clear” I knew he shouldnt have been allowed to watch Casualty when he was growing up

This blog and also my house will be a Big Bother free zone thank you very much!

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Was woken up by the bloody bin men at 7 in the morning on a bloody bank holiday God Damn It! And i’m one of them people that no matter how tired I am, once the sun is up and i’m awake i have to get up So sat on the net messing about on a few websites and that and set my music page up hehehe

Watched a few random films, and getting bored with that, I decided to finally clear out the wardrobe, as when the decision was made to sell the house, we sorted most of the stuff, and the rest got chucked into the bottom of the wardrobe! Luckily didnt take me too long, but it appears the candlesticks I was told to look for that were an engagement present, are not in there, so seems they were taken with all the rest of bex’s stuff! All that was in there was loads of teddies, and loads of old clothes, that I think are gonna go to a charity shop

After that I put the Derby game on! That result must really piss Forest fans off The thought of their local rivals winning at Wembley… plus the fact that the game was the single most richest in World Club football! £60 million quid they estimate! Which is treble what Barca won for winning the Champions League

Went over to my mums for some tea! mmmm Tuna Pasta bake!! Ahhhh that meal takes me back (to a day when it was that every other day for tea hehehe) Sat watching some random program with my mum and dad, about Scorpions, spiders and some random Gila lizards *pic at bottom of the page* And they are one of only two species of seriously venomous lizards! The shit you can learn watching these random programs

Put a bit of CSI on when I got home whilst chatting to one or two people online, and then chilled out on the settee with a beer or two watching Oceans 11

Was woken up by the alarm bout 6.30ish, and thought…. FUCK IT! So got out of bed, and reset my alarm for 7.30 instead, and spent an extra hour in bed hehehe! Today was busy as hell, and we seem to have a lot of artwork need doing for short deadlines, but the quality of the artwork is shit, so it’s taking me even longer to do! Need to be in for 7 tomorrow tho so I can rattle some stuff off for Crit!

Got our new Mini-Marquees t-shirts and shirts today! Altho i aint really a shirt wearing person at work, so it may stay in the wardrobe like the Mini-Marquee shirts of old HAHAHA.

Now I’ve just eaten a pizza i’m sat chilling with the new episode of CSI on

Ugly little fucker aint he! Think i shall call him ermmm Lee Kirk HAHAHA

Hmmm some people have been searching for some weird stuff and getting my blog

Quite worrying one or two of them

• hitler
• adolf hitler
• mansfield shady express (Made me chuckle)
• see what happens whe gossips starts in the office
• barbara kirk ravenshead
• yoda
• wiggy hitman and her
• on a dogging mission
• why do people hang there shows up onm the tell a phone wire
• poridge cereal
• snake breeders
• princess bex whore
• halfway house dogging

Just a small few that made me either laugh, or feel ermmm shocked hahaha

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So saturday night, when my tattoo finally stopped bleeding, I put some cream on it, and laid in bed watching some random stupid film till i nodded off! Didnt have to bad a nights sleep, but come 7 again I was awake, so closed my eyes and tried to lay in, but it just wasnt happening, so i got up! And noticed that a combination of the cream, scabs and me turning over in the night, meant i had a horrid streaky pattern on my arm

Went over to my mum and dads, but my father was out in the rain golfing, and my mum was down at church in her official capacity of event co-ordinator or something like that So there was just our stef in, and he said he loved the tattoo, and when he can afford it, he wants one similar that goes onto his chest and back! Like that’ll ever happen! Gave him a lift up to the gym as it was raining, and laughed at his haircut, which i knew would drive my mother bezerk! And according to stef… It did just that hahahha! This is due to the fact his mate Bucko got expelled from School for having the same thing done, and altho Stef thinks he’s now finished school, he’s still got to go back for exams and that!

Moments after getting back, Lewi phoned my mum and dads asking where the car seat was, and if my dad was in! I knew exactly what was coming after.. “Can you come and pick me and Owen up? We’re coming for dinner, and dont wanna get piss wet through” So spent a while sorting the car seat out, and at first Owen was a little aprehensive of getting in my car, and wanted to go in nandads car, but once he was in he enjoyed it! I even let him beep the horn, which he thought was quite good!

Managed to have a bath, and clean all the gunk off my tattoo, and it now looks a hell of a lot better, and also feels a lot better for it, It’s just sore around the top of the shoulder, where it’s bruised and everything. Spent the best part of the afternoon playing with Owen and that, including him hiding his dummy, which my mum, dad and Lewi are trying to stop him from using, but he still uses it. My dad came in from golf, and the first thing he said was “Damn it.. i’m wet through!” Normally happens when you walk around in the rain father *rollseyes* I didn’t show my dad my tattoo whilst Owen was there, cos my mum thought he’d get some felt-tips, and create his own, and that wouldnt have gone down well with Lewi or Sarah Was quite shocked when my dad said he thought it was awesome! I know my mum aint a fan, but she did like the Wiggy one on my arm, but she wasn’t sure what she felt about the new one

Met Jeff in ED Car Park, then headed down to see who was at LSOM, and as guessed it was a wash-ut with everyone opting to go to the pub instead. Dave was down, so managed to buy the 1st proper edition of the maxxd magazine! Which I shall be readin soon I think Altho i spotted a spelling mistake or two on Ollies Punto write-up

Messed around on the net after, then headed over to Westwood HQ for a blast on Gran Tourismo 4, and Killzone, before settling down to watch the season finale of Lost! Lee’s mum and dad seem to be really into it too, and so there was a few random conversations going off during the many and I mean many advert breaks Was pretty much how Lost has been at the moment, and left you with more questions than answers! I.e. were we seeing Jack in the future, or past in certain flash-backs (wont go any further, as I know one or two people who read this are busy trying to catch up! And i’m doing someone a DVD with episodes 7 through to the season finale as soon as I can Apart from Windows Vista is not letting me write anything to DVD at the moment! Gets most of the way through then I get an error

Had this sent via email all the way from Bahrain this morning, and it made me chuckle alot!

Troy! Sorry mate but this would make it into the gallery on Soccer AM for “You’re not ready!” Keep practising, and we shall see what happens

Here is how Tim Lovejoy does it LINK

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So Friday night was spent watching England B vs Albania, followed by Smackdown

Woke up early saturday morning for some reason, and got a txt off Lee Westwood almost the same time i opened my eyes, and reached for my phone to see what time it was!! Bout 7:15 was the answer! It seemed really light outside, so thought it must have been closer to 9 Sat sorting some stuff out online for a bit, then headed over to see my mum before she went to the coffee shop, and she was talking to me bout our Lewi. Then I went over to Worksop to get my 2nd Tattoo done! For those of you who dont know I had this done around October time

Went over with the pattern I wanted printed out roughly the same size I wanted it, and whilst I moved the car from the Matalan car Park over to outside the shop once a space became spare, they started tracing the design for me!

The outline didnt really hurt much, but as Sam was getting higher and higher up my arm, it started to nip even more when she was colouring it in And by the time she got to the top of my shoulder, it felt like it was on fire! But like the brave wiggy I am… I didnt cry or anything! Unlike certain people *cough* Maddsy and Bex *cough* liked to think when I kept saying I wanted a tattoo, and their response was… “you’ll never get one done wiggy! You aint manly enough” So this is for you Took just over 2 hours in total, and it was quite amuzing sat in the chair, listening to all these random conversations between the people who came in for small quick tattoos, and Sam and I think it was Mark who was in! Everyone seems to be having relationship problems in there, and it seemed like i’d joined one of their counselling groups

After having it done, I rang Joe back, to tell him i’d be over in time for kick off, cos he’d phoned me whilst Sam was doing the tattoo, and I decided against stopping to speak to him!! then I headed over to our Lewi’s cos he’d txt me asking me to lend him a bit of money till he gets his next job sorted! Being the kind caring person I am… and not one to see anyone go skint, I agreed to lend him a little bit Nipped in to the Hairdressers to see Laura, and tell her i’d be unable to attend my haircut that afternoon, cos I was going to watch the football hehehe, nipped to see my sister and mum too, and my mum aint keen on tattoos’ but hev seemed to like it, altho everyone has commented on how sore it looks!

Got to Arnold to watch the football just before kick-off, and Joe had brought his big telly down for the special occassion, and the Showpiece in the scottish football calender First half was Dire, and i mean FA Cup final from last week dire, so at half time went and had a chat with Pam and a bit of a catch up, and she wasn’t too impressed with my tattoo I dont think, or maybe it was the fact that it was still pissing blood when I was there, and in the end to stop my shirt sleeve sticking to my tattoo, I decided it was best to roll my sleeve up, and look all gangsta and that Saw bex briefly, and i dohnt know what she thought of the tattoo! Her lack of comments made me think she didnt like it so I dont know! Not that it matters, cos i facking love it, even if it is still stinging like a mother fucker! bought her a card basically saying well done for finishing uni etc etc I’m just too nice!
On the way home, I decided to spring a surprise visit on Jeff, and txt him to find out if he was at home! We tried to create a really annoying tune on his computer, but the more annoying we tried to make it, the better it sounded How bizzare is that! Ahen decided he was hungry, and so we decided to try and order Domino’s pizza online, but they didnt deliver, so we got in his 1.4 Focus 4×4 (private joke) and headed off into town, forgetting to ring up and order which most bright people would do

Once armed with pizza, after dealing with possibly one of the moodiest cows with PMT ever, we went back to watch Initial D, which was a great film! With some amazing quotes like “I didnt start it! I’d rather have a wank” and “Do you know what god is? A god is actually human. But he can do what other humans can’t. ”

Such an action packed day

In the words of maddsy…. “Check out ma guns”

It’s most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.

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This morning was quite slow, had a chat with Lizzie and Rach before Lizzie went of with the rest of the maxxd massive to UKMN (UK Modified Nationals), until Mark had some visitors from 911 Sport (Porsche specialists) and they kept changing their mind on their designs, so I was up and downstairs into Marks office as soon as i’d finished the latest design only to find they’d changed their mind again! This began to annoy Geoffrey, who was awaiting me to do a design & quote for him for a company in Italy that want a canopy for 6th June or something, thus needing the order in today (But magically it aint arrived).  Once I’d done the definitive design for the canopy, I told Mark i had something to do for Geoffrey, and would be down as soon as I could to sort out the next installment of the design. Geoffrey then bet me 4 cans of my favourite lager that they would not order the marquee this side of July, for Mark to come up 2 minutes later, and say the sale is in the bank So Geoffrey gave me a fiver to get myself some beer for the weekend HAHAHAHA Cheers Mark

Had Macd’s for dinner! mmmmm 2 Double Cheeseburgers, Hamburger and Large Fries Didnt take long to polish down.

This afternoon I’ve been chatting to HSB, and the had a bit of a random chat about this and that, or nothing in particular i suppose! Just that we’re both looking to get another new tattoo

Last night went for steak night with Jeff! And this time we downsized to the 10oz! Which was still quite filling

Went over to see my mum and dad before hand, and abused their hospitality again hehehehe! Then headed over to get Jeff.

Random chats ensued as per usual when we get together, and he may finally be getting his company car today (Friday) so lets hope so

Watched Lock, Stock on telly when I got in! What an awesome film that is!

Sorry there aint much to write about! Staying in tonight to watch England B play, and make sure i’m fresh as a daisy for tomorrow

Maxxd is sure to be quiet till sunday night / monday morning, with everyone going to Nationals! Something that just doesn’t interest me this year! Been last 3 years and had a great time, but now for me, it dont hold the same apppeal
Thats all i have to say… It’s been emotional