Wiggy's World

So yesterday was ret busy once again! Maddsy plonked a massive pile of orders on my desk for me to do my print sheets for, and had quite a bit of other work to do too! But still managed to get the majority done! Was told my attitude stunk yesterday morning, all because Captain Air-Con kept telling me he had prioritised everything in the tray for me to do, and i just replied “yeah you’ve said about 3 times now” and also because he told me he’d sent an email and my reply was “super smashing great i love getting emails” To which the reply was “You’re beginning to make my life difficult today! I think your attitude stinks” Must be that time of the month hey?

Was a quiet day without Karl, as he was out and about down Newquay way delivering marquees for the Air Cadets

Having had chinese sunday night, i stood by the unwritten rule me and maddsy have with regards to the previous nights chinese… “bring in the prawn crackers the day after” Once its been announced that prawn crackers are in the building then it’s officially open season HAHAHAHA

Last night, decided to have a nice pizza again, and was quite shocked when i turned msn on, and moments later this was followed by someone else logging in at the same time! Someone who I’ve only ever spoken to on msn once before Had loads of wonderful chats, and ready did put the world to rights! I even completed a Crystal Maze style challenge! All in all, was quite an entertaining chat! During the conversation we got on about new cars, and this one car has been planted into my head, and i think its defo a possibility! Its a jap car that i can honestly say i doubt i’ve ever seen before, but as Lee is a RWD nut, and this car is a RWD he is insistant on me getting it He even got me finding the uk owners club or said car too, and looking around the for sale section

Also he told me to go ahead with the tattoo i’m thinking of having, and is in the process of checking the dates he’s back in the uk! As it appears i’m gonna go over there and bug him for 2 weeks in October time! And he said all i need is spending money, and to pay for my flights, which seem cheap enough at the moment Mark has already agreed i can have 2 weeks off in October as it’s getting to the back end of the show season, and we normally quieten down around then
Emzi came online and had a bit of a chat again, and also spoke to my random mate Jeff! So we agreed to go to the Ranger tonight to toast his new album! Of which i think i’ll be one of the first, so may ask if he can sign my copy! Oh yeah Jeff… if you make it big… dont forget me HAHAHA

HAHAHA in your face Chelsea fans, who were expecting to get a few goals past the toon, and get the 3 points needed to close the gap on Man Utd!

You were out played by the toon in my eyes anyway! But i was only interested in how the black and white played!

Also Celtic are now officially the champions of scotland again! They needed to win, and it took an amazing free-kick from Man Utds arch nemesis Nakamura to win it for them with about 2 minutes to go! So just got off the phone to Andy who sounded slightly drunk, and it also appeared as if he had the telly on maximum volume! Could i buggery hear him!!

Seems i have a seat round there for the Scottish Cup Final, as he pleaded with me to go round and watch it with him and Joe, so will see what happens

Really need to learn that sliding on a dry hard pitch is not big and certainly not clever Got a nice big graze on my thigh where i thought it’d be beneficial to the team that i throw myself into a sliding tackle! Bloody regretting it now!

Had a tenner bet with Stu Macca that the toon would win, and in my eyes we could have, and I even let him have the draw! At the end of the dayy i dont mind paying a tenner for the draw! Puts a dent in their charge for the premiership title

So friday night i went to bed absolutely shattered, only to be woken at 4 in the morning with a really stiff arm, that i found covered in blood! Appears I had a nose bleed in the middle of the night, and it didnt seem to stop! Was sat up watching cricket trying to stop my bloody nose bleed

Managed to get back to sleep, only to be woken at 8, by the bloke who lives in the house behind me banging on the bloody wall! Seems someone is moving in, as there was banging and alsorts going on, and could hear people shouting something like “it dont wanna go there” GRRRRR So once i was awake i was up

My old breadbin clueless clive came out with Kieran to help sort my car battery out, and we sat and had a chat for half an hour whilst he read my copy of the maxxd magazine (available at all good car hows this season, or maxxd.info) *shameless plug but hey ho*

Got to Newark and the castle barge pub bout 7:15, only to find out em was running late and things, so sat there with my J2O getting more and more nervous! As you do when you meet someone for the first time, and they decided to pull the late one on you

Em finally arrived, and we statyed in the castle barge, and got to know some of her friends whom i must admit are all pretty great then we went round a few pubs, and em and the rest were becoming more and more drunk through vodka red bull (devils drink i tell you! Howsey found that out when he got in about 7:30 this morning after drinking nothing but vodka red bulls, then turned up to football feeling a little ill )

All in all was a great night, and great to finally meet her and martin, after chatting to the pair of them on msn and that for ages! And i also enjoyed going out round newark! Its something different, and will defo be going back over that way once the football season is over, so i can actually drink haha

Today been to football and drew 2-2! But other news… Maddsys daugther has come 2nd in the regional finals of a dancing competition or something, and 2nd is good enough to represent the region in the national finals or something!!! Way to go Jessica

So thursday Girly hands was out of the office heading through Cambridge, Peterborough on his way to Maidstone, and Seaford before starting the journey back through Saffron Waldon on his own mini adventure in the pimped out work van! So it was pretty quiet in that respect

Other than the peace and quiet on that front…. I was busy as fuck all day! Trying to juggle half of Girly hand’s jobs with my own 2 departments! Namely Designs and Artwork! Safe to say that yours truly managed to pull most of it off, apart from certain bits of artwork, that can wait I must have done an impressive amount of work, as when he left Geoffrey pulled a fiver out of his pocket, and said “I’d appreciate it if you had a pint or two after today” So i went straight to archie’s and bought… 8 cans of fosters

So thursday night was a bit of a non-event, which involved watching Hoodwinked, after a lunch time conversation with Karl, Crit and Al about how good it was.. i had to watch it again to remember So other than that, and an episode or two of… CSI, whilst chatting to Emzi I did very little!

Finally feel like i have that stupid cold out of my system! Originally thought it was my hayfever, but i started to feel worse and worse! Few early nights, and i now feel in tip top condition (well maybe not, but i’m feeling better)

Friday morning came and went without much hassle, got quite a bit done again, and suddenly went into random mode, abusing people and that

Oh yeah… Car battery was flat somehow this morning, so rather than mess about thought fuck it and walked to work!

Few unhappy faces at work, after mark had sorted the payrises out (a week or two too late tho) and I still aint got a clue what my rate is! As always i’ll have to wait till monday when i get my payslip *rollseyes*

Spammed a new site called fightfightfight where people can go and let off steam, and had a great conversation with Zaynah! Not spoken to her since before christmas, and its great to have a chin wag, and catch up on what we’ve both been doing, and how her uni work is coming on

And for the rest of the night i shall be tucking into a few more beers, whilst watching the pulsating contest that is Derby vs Luton! Bex said she may come round, but as i am adamant i aint got her uni books, I think it’s less than likely she’ll be round Ne’er mind!

To Emzi!

Happy 20th Birthday mate

Hopefully see you this weekend for a drink or two

Not long to go

Had better sort my Passport out

I am currently still in a state of shock!

Got a phone call yesterday… A call that has changed the way i will perceive this person..

The call was from our lewi… and it went along the lines of

“Alright Mikey… i’m sat reading your blog….”

I was most surprised! He’d gone upto Sarahs to see Owen or something, and suddenly in his wisdom got onto the internet hahaha! I never had our Lew down as someone who could google “Wiggy” and get his brothers blog / website

Not saying he’s thick or anything… but “not the brightest star in the sky” springs to mind HAHAHAHAHA

Only joking Lew

So.. yesterday.. Wasnt as bad as it could have been!

Mark was on about motivation or something (missed nearly all the conversation) but then said i dont like it when people need someone stood over them *insert whipping action* to which i turned round and said “I like it tho” all i got back was “pervert” and a good few laughs

Printer broke again today, for some reason it decides to print part of the logo, and then not put any ink down once my back is turned! Which then means i’ve gotta clean the bloody thing, and get covered in black ink that stains! Already ruined countless white t-shirts through this So I told it in no uncertain terms… work or wiggy will Disassemble! a little like…..

Hehehe all of a sudden after turning it off, and then on again it worked Which is a good job really! Baring in mind the printers about 7 years old, and we really do need a new one

Bar that.. and getting a shit load of work done no major dramas at work! Captain Air-con has made sure we’re all aware that it’s only April, and there is no need to have the Air-Con unit on

After work phoned my sister to see how she was, and found out she’s about ready for her driving test Good luck for when ever you manage to book it! Had a chat about Jo Whit and how she thought it was a hell hole too HAHAHA

Chelsea game was quite interesting to watch! Some cracking goals, and nice to see Petr Cech concede atlast! Less pressure on the toon on sunday to put a few past him

Random pic….

Bloke who threw the punch is now banned from Euro games for about a year or something

I think i’m gonna venture over to McArthur Glen this Saturday, so i can treat myself to a new shirt or something for Sat night

Team extreme the other day when the cloth delivery came along

home of the mighty Stags

3 Rochdale wannabe’s at the home of football

and last but not least… caption competition needed for this one……..

HAHAHAHA Sorry Clueless! But was just too funny NOT to share with everyone

Hmmm is it only me who sees this similarity? ….

One of the Mushrooms from the old Super Mario games

So yesterday wasnt as bad as i thought it would be

Managed to get a lot sent out via email yesterday on more than one account HAHAHA!

work was ok i suppose, apart from Geoffrey taking his usual approach to things! Crit came up to see if i could help him and was met with “NO.. He’s busy doing design and quotes for orders! I aint saying your job aint important Christian, but can Robert not do it?” Which annoyed me, as the question was aimed at me, and for me to say “sorry Crit no can do” I swear he’s worse than Craig “Hitler” Maddox at times

Somehow cant wait for the weekend now!!

Today will no doubt be more of one person spouting shit saying the air-con unit is giving him ermmm the black plague or something! And i’ve got to try and fit loads of artwork round the designs too! Oh the joys!

Last night got in and decided on pizza for tea, and no sooner had it been delivered than Clueless Clive turns into the street! So him being him.. waddles over to see me, and pokes his head through the door to see what i’ve got, then leaves and his parting words were… “Bring some of that to work tomorrow mate” cheeky bar-stool! So i made sure i finished it all! Good to see England doing well in the Cricket World Cup! they were getting smashed all over by South Africa, after making a small total of 154 all out! Last time i’d checked South Africa had about 100 from 12 overs or something stupid

Also its great to see such patriotism in the work place! Said to Robot, aint england playing today, and then a voice from behind me said “They’ll lose anyway! Its what all us english are good at” which then turned into me and Robot having words saying well why the fuck do you make such a big thing about things tho, if you keep saying you honestly dont give a damn! Why have the desktop cricket card open, and feel the need to tell us the score, if you couldnt care less The bloke left me and robot baffled with his logic, so buggered off for a break

If any of you read the comments yesterday you’ll understand that me and Lee so happened to attend the same school! Altho he was in the same year as a younger brother of mine! Man i really did enjoy reminiscing all the good times i had at that school! Will defo go down as some of the best times in my life! Specially in the 6th form with teachers like Mr Dewsbury, Mr “Beetroot face and yellow afro” Clarke and a few others! Obviously there were a few that hated the under-achievers i.e. Mr Penny and Mr Atkinson but by and large the teachers in my time there were not too bad! Wonder how many of them are still teaching, I know one retired from teaching RE because of a certain class of unruly people who didnt really care much for RE *snigger* I may go to hell for that, but i’ll take my chances

The funniest moment was when we played cricket against Manor in the 4th year I think it was! The Cricket pitch was down 2 levels, and so we put them into bat, and they got 100 for 1 or something, so when we came to bat, it just so happened to be a bunch of yobs that were on our side! We were surfing down the hill using the Cricket pads as a board, abusing the female on their team with shouts of “get ya tits out” When 1 lad hit the first runs, a 4 into the woods, he stood dancing in the middle of the wicket Wasn’t long after that the game got abandoned, and our year was banned from representing the school in sports for the rest of our time there Also our captain had to go to Manor to apologise for our behaviour!!  Ah the days!

Sorting a few pics out that i’ll be posting in another blog maybe tonight, or maybe tomorrow! including a comedy pic of maddsy! Yeah another one i hear you cry HAHAHAHA

Last night was sat watching the Man Utd game, and chatting to my mate em, and sorting out what time to meet on saturday for a night out round Newark