Mar22
Just a little news today
Royal mail tried to deliver a recorded delivery to my house yesterday… to a….
Miss R Gallagher and Mr M White 
Now who the fuck can that be, and what the hell will it be! Only one way to find out, and i shall go collect it later! I doubt she will know about it, unless she comes round or something, so if its worth anything then i shall keep it HAHAHA
*edit* I now have said parcel, and its not a bomb thank god! If you wanna know what it is.. email and i may just reply and tell you 
Lol, a classic case of “finders vs keepers”
*copyright Lionel Hutz, attorney of law*
Altho as it’s been god knows how many months, i cant imagine what it’d be
Don’t know anyone that wants to bomb you do ya??
oh god!
*sits and thinks*
*stops thinking cos it hurts too much*
Maybe i should let Bex open it then
That’s it mate….and stand back lol!
Should i advise bomb squad before i collect it? or do you think it just may be some documents from the bank after we’d cancelled our mortgage with them
Nah….definately a bomb mate, there’s no way there’d be a rational explanation ha ha!
rofl! You’ve got me thinking now! Who wants me out of the way hmmm!
Maybe someone that doesn’t agree with your choice of mates?!
but everyone loves me! Apart from bex
whom now likes me as a friend haha!
I think it may be someone i’ve annoyed on the xbox or something
Yanks!
Get the bread rolls out mate, they’re shit at defending them!
pmsl! Its all gravy anyway!
Or was that you’re covered in gravy
Nah mate, I remembered the 4 Ds from Dodgeball lol!
Ahh what a film! I may watch this again soon
haha! Its not a bomb! Thank god