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Yesterday was quite good work wise! Managed to get loads of this artwork done, altho there is still a bit to do, and also managed to get everything else done with it

Had a good chat with Fee as per usual! LOL! also spoke to Stoney and Mini Maddsy. Looking through my blog stats, and i notice the majority of searches for my blog seem to be coming from State-Side! And they are all searching for 1 thing… “Adolf Hitler” Now i’ve managed to narrow this down to the fact that i called Maddsy a Mini-Hitler a few months ago in a previous blog, and also posted a picture of the evil tyrant

Last night i chilled watching the telly, and on the net! Had a brief convo with Nemma untill she had to go sort her 3 kids out! Cos i think she said Karl was making more of a mess than the other 2 HAHAHA

Flicking through my Freeview channels and i noticed that at 10 the no 1 in my top films list was on ITV 4! So i sat and watched it for about the 50th time “FULL METAL JACKET” I find some of the stuff in it so funny!

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Also i switched during the breaks between this and Predator 2 which was on the next channel! Had a few beers then headed up to bed

Today i’m leaving work about 10ish so i can sort the house out a bit for when the Surveyors come! Hopefully once they’ve been i’ll get some indication of when the mortgage will be sorted and finalized! Then everyone can have their money, and live happily ever after hehehe! Or maybe i’ll not do that, and keep the money, and run away So if i dont blog for a bit, i’ve legged it out the country

Also…. Prison Break is a go!!! WOOHOO!!! Hopefully be able to watch this tonight.  Just gotta wait for Lost to start again

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Friday night was spent chilling on the xbox with a few beers, and completing Call of Duty 3 on a easy level, whilst speaking to Maddsy on the phone who was over the road setting up Sean and Julies wireless internet connection on their new laptop or something!

Saturday went over to Arnold to drop some dvd’s and a letter off to pam. Then i headed over to Rainworth to meet my mum at the coffee shop, and to see Owen! Sarah was there, and didnt really participate in any of the conversations that were going on, and basically looked bored out of her head… “so leave” were my thoughts. Got to my mums, and she was telling me how there was a card posted through the door. So my mum phoned them, and it was in relation to a “scuffle” on the 8th December 2006. Basically Stef is alleged to have thumped these 2 lads, something Stef dont deny, but he says they came over to him, called him a “pirck” and pushed him! Now baring in mind he’d been out of hospital 2 days after having the op on his hand, he said he did it in self-defence, basically, he thought they were looking for trouble, and may have busted his stitches open, so he hit them first! He’s been let off or something, but he’s not to be in trouble again for 5 years, or he’ll be dragged in front of the courts or something!!

Watched Soccer Saturday round at my mum and dads, and then headed over to Maddsys. Went over armed with some beer, and ended up entertaining the kids and things, whilst watching Rocky 1, Grease and then finally match of the day Amazed me that Jessica seems to know all the words to the songs in Grease already hahaha

Woke up bout 8ish, and sat and watched Kieran whilst Maddsy and Stevie got ready and things, then went to footy! Was difficult coditions, and we weren’t able to play our usual passing football! And this led to one or two arguments! Started at right back, then went to left back, then swapped with bud in left mid- missed a shot from just off the goalline it bounced up higher than i thought and ended up hitting my knee and flying out DOH!! Won 5-0 in the end, and we weren’t really troubled at all

Went back to the pub for the first time in ages, and had a drink or two with the lads! On the way hojme i was parked at the cockle, and noticed this silver Civic Type R pulling out, so wound the window down once i noticed it was Lee Westwood! Had a breif chat, and went over to my mums to watch the footy! Was a cracking game

Now i’m just gonna chill and watch a film or two on telly, then head to bed! I’m shattered

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Yesterday was pretty much stress-free! Altho i felt really really tired

How bloody windy was it yesterday! I think it’s great when it rains loads, cos then i cant hear maddsy or geoffrey moaning like normal! Cos the tranquil sound of the rain blocks out any noise coming from them pair Sure Olstar will back me up on that one

Had a phone call off Geoff regards Northern Rock! They seem to be happy again with everything, and he said the Surveyors should be getting in touch again soon, to which my reply was “about 5 minutes after i rung you, they were on the phone” to which we both chuckled! Also Geoff seems to know when to call! Maddsy was talking bout mortgages with Robert when he phoned me

Got home to find one of my 3 bins had fallen over, so i moved it to the side of the house, and that was it! No damage anywhere! YAY!! Chilled on the Xbox for an hour, and made myself some tea! Ended up asleep by 10 last night! And now this morning i’m still feeling shattered! So i think apart from going to see my nephew tomorrow morning, i’m just gonna stay in bed hehehe! Cant remember the last lie in i had!

Looking through some old paperwork last night, and i came across this…..

I remember this game so well, even tho we lost! Daz Peppard scored a “goal” with the ball bouncing into the roof of the net, before the defender cleared it

2003! Vintage year for me! Will be remembered for so many things

On the note of cup finals…. we’ve been drawn away in the cup semi-final…

DRAW:

Talbot (Div 8 ) V Pleasley MW (Div 7 )

Local Inn (Div 8 ) V SUTTON RS (Div 7 )

Both ties will be played on March 4th 2007.

Not that anyone will bother coming to watch me and the boy Maddox But hey!

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Well yesterday at work was ok! Got a lot more done on this website for Mark and things, so happy with that, and just got one or two small changes to do this morning! Got home and my new Celtic Shirt has been delivered, which is ace, and my Newcastle one is in a depot just around the corner from work! So should get that tomorrow!

On an even better note, I phoned my financial mate Geoff yesterday afternoon, because it had been over a week since i’d last heard anything from him, and told him i was awaiting a call from the Surveyors, with regards giving Northern Rock their estimated evaluation on the place. He said he was about ready to throttle the people who work for them, as they keep putting him off, by saying we’ll call you tomorrow afternoon, and then never do! Well about 5 minutes after phoning Geoff…. I get a call to work from the said Surveyors! They’re coming round next Tuesday 23rd in the morning! So a bit more time off work

Got a call off Ollie yesterday in response to my trying to ring him Tuesday night! The silly idiot forgot that when we were all in Early Doors last week, we’d arranged to have Pro Evo night on Tuesday! He apologised, and said he was gonna be home between 5 and 6 if i wanted to pop round before football, so i did just that! He’d bought a new computer, which was very similar to the one i’d built on the Dell website, apart from mine had a DVD writer and larger Hard drive HEHEHE

5-a-side was a blast! Best week by far! There were just enough to have 2 teams, and they were more even this week! Scored about 5 past Lee, including the goal of the game! He tried to roll it out his area, and i just stuck my leg in the way, and the ball found its way into the net! HAHAHA Also Bold’s missus Monica was playing, and at times she looked like she couldn’t be bothered, but other times she shown she’s got a sweet left foot! Beating Lee about 3 or 4 times with low drives right into the corner! Oh how much fun i had fouling John, Ollie and Smithy! Caught Ollie with a right slide tackle, took man, ball everything, then i must have kicked John in the ribs 3 times, and jumped in with both feet once, when he was trying to jump out the corner with the ball! Smithy is just Smithy, and is there to get kicked, so i kicked him
After that went down to ED again, and walked through the door to find all the maxxd lot saying… “Wiggy check the score out” 3-1 down!!!! OH SHIT!! It went and got worse and finished at 5-1 What a pile of shit the last 30 minutes were that i watched! I am very disappointed, cos i had what turned out to be the majority of the pub heckling me Even Mark mentioned it this morning! God damn! Saw Fee in the pub, who was trying to tell me that my “special brothers” are doing Panto. I’ll try and get hold of a picture!!
Got home and watched the last Rocky film in my box set and then went to bed

Well good luck today to Emzi who’s got a job interview. You’ll be fine chick.

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Yesterday was a pretty productive one at work! Apart from someone moaning like hell, because i wasnt chained to my desk doing his work, it seemed pretty relaxed and that! Spent the majority of the day along with maddsy, sorting out the new website mark is having built! On paper it looks really complicated, but if you sit and follow it through it’s really really simple! Pretty much like me and the boy maddox Got emails saying two new purchases had been despatched, so i’ll await their arrival hehe!!

Got home after work, and i had a brochure addressed to a previous occupant of the house (Bex) from Confetti, with all the wedding stuff in! God damn them I still cant escape the past so i gave it to phil to let Helen have a look at! They’ll have more use for it than me.

Phil and John came round last night, and had some fun on the xbox! Before they came round i went on Ghost Recon for a bit! Then when John got round he had a go on Gears of War, in training mode! Then we had a good few games on Pro Evo! For some reason John found it very difficult to not only keep 11 men on the pitch… but he struggled to keep 10 on the pitch at times

Once everyone had gone, i decided to watch the next film in my Rocky Anthology! Rocky 4, even tho it’s getting a bit repetitive now! Rocky goes in to fight, rocky gets battered, rocky gets to last round, then finds super-human strength to knock his opponent out with about 1 minute remaining in the fight

Was not sure what i was gonna do tonight. Newcastle are on the telly in the FA Cup, and i was gonna stay in and watch them, but i think i’m gonna go play 5-a-side with the maxxd lot. Atleast it’ll get me out the house and that
Decided to go on the xbox even tho i only have 2 controllers

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So yesterday was fun!

Managed to get all the rest of Roberts work done, and built my own computer on Dell.co.uk which i’ll prob buy later in the year when i can afford it

Chatted to Fee and Jackman yesterday about the wonders of the world and things, and Jackman has finally sorted himself a car out! Bout time too matey! How long we been going on at you to get yourself out?!? Also had a good chat with Dave and Ol$tar through pm’s on maxxd just generally chatting about how we were and whats gonna be happening on maxxd and that! Nice to speak to them both every now and again, and it’s a lot quieter at work now he aint here, with his massive size 20 superstars putting big holes in the floor Also had a nice chat with Helen, and she was telling me when she was getting married to phil, and how it took him a year to actually do anything about her liking him!! I’ve managed to talk Helen in to letting phil have a stag do, altho she says he dont really want one, and now i’ve been put in charge of making sure he’s ok during the whole escapade! I even asked if he could come to Bratislava and use it as his stag do, but the reply was a short sharp “Nope Nope Nope” Damn it!!!

Had another interesting conversation with Lee from Bahrain again yesterday! We were discussing Keith Haslam and how he said if no-one comes in with a bid for the club, he’ll not hesitate to close the club down! Also got talking bout other football related stuff
Got home and put Call of Duty 3 on for an hour, but then got bored of that so started to watch Rocky 1 from my box set. This then turned into Rocky 2… and then Rocky 3! Finally stopped watching Rocky bout half 12 But whilst it was on i was chatting to a few people on msn, most notably Bruton, Emzi and Fee! Nice to chat to them people almost daily! Helps keep me sane i think.

So all in all i had a pretty lazy night in with a few cans! Altho woke up in the middle of the night when i somehow realised that i’d thrown my pillow across the room How very strange

Hope everyone reading this had a good night and things!

I’ve edited this blog, cos i have just remembered an story my mother told me saturday, that happened on friday night

Basically she told my bro to be in for 11 or something, and low and behold, he was in! But my mum was woken up byt he sound of someone rattling their keys in the door, door opening, then being locked. 6 in the morning on saturday, she was woken again! This time by someone who was trying to get his keys into the lock, to unlock the door, but was far too pissed to do so This in turn woke Owen and my dad up! Stef trots off to bed, and then decides he feels sick, so opens his window, and knocks all the bottles he’d put on there over, waking everyone up again! Then he threw up out his window, and then decided to go to the downstairs toilet, and turn every light on in the house, thus waking everyone up again!!! As you can imagine, there were one or two rather annoyed people in the house at that time!! He finally got out his pit about 2 in the afternoon, and me, lewi and hev decided to give him some abuse, but he just buggered off back out

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Where to start! Had a fantastic weekend tbh. Friday at work Crit gave me a target of gamer point to get on the xbox 360… i was on 1250 or something and he said if i didnt get 2000 by sunday evening when he came online i’d no longer have his respec! (yeah i know i’ve missed the t off… but its a long story only me and crit understand) So i managed to complete Ghost Recon on easy level, and then for the next few hours, i cained my Madden 07 NFL game! Luckily i had some idea what i was doing!

Woke up saturday morning and decided to go to asda for some milk, and ended up buying Call of Duty 3! So went on that for a bit, and then headed over to my mums to see Owen. As i pulled onto the street my mum was walking up with own, so i parked up and ran down to see him laughing as i got towards him! He was busy telling me that the birds are in the sky and mikeys car is over there bless him! I really do love my nephew! I think he’s amazing

Turns out i think my bro has decided to set up his own painting and decorating job! He asked me if i could take a flyer to work, but then forgot to give me one the plank! So if anyone wants any painting doing cheap and lives locally let me know Our heather was round also, and me and lewi managed to get her to put the kettle on, on no fewer than 3 times Sat reading this book called Hooligans 2! M-Z of football teams hooligans. Managed to keep me quiet for about 3/4 hour as i read all about Mansfield Town, Newcastle and Forests hooligans firms! And found out that the in the 70′s and 80′s two firms from mansfield were called The Carrot Crew and the Cucumbers and most notably now the one most people from mansfield have heard of… “Mansfield Shady Express” N ow the hooliganism aint something i would enjoy doing! I am not a fighter, but i do love watching Green Street and Football Factory, and its always been something thats interested me! How sometimes firms ring each other up as mates, fight, get up shake themselves down and shake hands afterwards, Pffft

Sat night i had Lee Westwood round again! I do enjoy the company! We had a good few beers, chinese, and loads of games on the xbox, whilst putting the world to rights Managed to complete act 1 on hardcore on gears of war, and managed to kill many enemies on Ghost Recon! We’re a proper shoot-em-up team When we having the next one then Lee?

Sunday was cup quarter-final day! I wont go into it in too much detail, i’ll just post Stoneys completely un-biased match report

Match Report

Referee:
7/10 Young but able!!

For the neutral it was a very entertaining “end to end” game!!

Started off slow as both teams were weighing each other up, but it wasn’t long before Stu Macca burst through and slotted in his first of the game on 32 mins.

But Skegby quickly answered with a low corner that managed to find itself in the 6 yard area un dealt with, only for Shaun Taylor to miss kick the clearance into his own net!

HT 1-1

Then second half we started quickly, with Stu Macca again exposing the Skegby Defensive line and hitting an unstopable finish.

But then we seemed to take our foot off the gas and allowed Skegby a bit of time on the ball!

Then came the start of an unbelievable few minutes!!
On 60 mins Skegby’s D Hutchinson found a bit of time on the ball and hit a deep, long ball towards goal, from approx 45 yards out that to Suttons disbelief found the top corner? 2-2

Then almost instantly Skegby found themselves (for the first time in the game) in front after R Weaver burst trough the defence in a one on one with C Brandham only to see his tame shot saved, but as C Brandham got back on his feet Craig inadvertantly palmed the ball into his own goal when there was no real danger with 2 Sutton defenders waiting to clear! 3-2

As the game was starting to look like our first defeat of the season, and with only 7 mins left on the referees watch, Scott Macca found the net with a typical poachers goal. 3-3

That seemed to knock the swaggering Skegby in confidence, as they allowed far too much time to R waring, after receiving a goal kick from S Coleman, flicked it on to Stu Macca who powered his way through two defenders then smashing into the net!! 3-4

Then after some confusion in the Skegby back line, then a rash tackle on Stu Macca, J Coupe had no problems finding the net with the resulting penalty!! 3-5

All in all this was an entertaining game, end to end, and was thrilling for the neutral, but for all the banter and match goading from the Skegby faithful, they still found themselves without a cup to go for!!

brilliant performances from several players, and we showed the character to keep going when it seemed all but lost!!

Semi finals next, COME ON!!

Got rated 8 which i’m happy with! Felt it was one of my better performances in a Sutton shirt I really am enjoying my football on sundays, and feel there is a great banter between the lads! The only problem is we do tend to argue when things aint going right! But as Jays dad said at half time… “They were going out as mates. They didnt get on each others backs. No-one MEANS to lose the ball! It happens even to the best to them, and that we should just go out there, play as mates, support each other as mates, and FUCKING GO THROUGH THE BASTARDS!!” Maybe not quite like that, but hey! You get the point

Watched Celtic win 2-1 this afternoon despite being a goal down, real gritty performance, much like ours today! That side like ours really dont know how to give in! They keep going to the final whistle, and maybe thats why they’re 17 points clear at the top of the SPL! Then i watched Newcastle beat Spurs, in another amazing game! To be honest Spurs battered us all game, but a truly incredible strike from Martins, and a good finish from Huntingdon and Nicky Butt of all people made me a very happy man! not only did Newcastle and Celtic win, but so did Morton and Mansfield

Got back and had a nice chat with Emzi on msn again! Bout this and that like normal! Nice random conversations

Tonight i’m just gonna chill with a few beers, and watch Terminator 3 i think! nothing too strenuous!

I’ve made 1 or 2 decisions today, involving 1 or 2 things but i aint gonna go into it on here

Wiggy out!

Here is Martins goal! A corker  LINK

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HAHA Random title for my blog i know, and only me, Crit and Carol will understand it fully, but i’ll try and explain it here!

Yesterday at work me and Crit were having a chat with Carol, after i’d made a back-up of one of her cd’s! The greatest tear-jerkers of all time of sommat like that! Anyway we got talking about songs that get the hairs on the back of your neck standing up, and i said “you’ll never walk alone” when sang by almost 60,000 celtic fans is awesome, and i’d love to be at a game when they sing it! Then next thing i know, Carol is pulling the song out on Vinyl and so we were all stood singing it

Managed to get my computer back up and running with all programs back on, and rattled off a load of work for Robert yesterday, which shut Geoffrey up HEHEHE! Maddsy was @ Autosport Show all of yesterday, so it was nice and quiet in the office.

Got home last night with one mission in mind…. complete Ghost Recon, on Hard Level! I’d done most of it on the normal level, but decided to step the game up a little bit! It took me a little over 5 hours to do it all! I thought if i did it on hard, i’d get the achievement points for the normal level, but found out afterwards i dont! So gotta go through on normal, and continue where i left off a few days ago!

Had a bit of a chat with Fee on her day off yesterday on msn, was nice to speak to her again! I kinda think i’ve neglected my friends a little lately But i promise to come out and play more soon! honest

Oh yeah… as you seem to read it daily hev… you going to mums tomorrow? saved me a txt there

T’other day me, Maddsy and Robert were chatting about cricket, as you do, and Maddsy mentioned how bad at cricket the leg-end that is Frank Sidebottom, would be! So this got me looking for pictures of him to put as my avatar on maxxd

Actually found a website dedicated to Frank as well!!! http://www.franksidebottom.co.uk/

Fee sent me a link that is now in my blog roll, to a newcastle fan site, which i have promptly become a member on, and subsequently posted away happy as larry!

One of the blokes on there has in his sig a very infamous quote, whcih i know some people who read my blog will know! If you do post a comment with who said it and what year Winner gets recognition

“When you do that with footballers, like he said about Leeds… I’ve kept really quiet, but I’ll tell you something, he went down in my estimations when he said that. We have not resorted to that, but I’ll tell you, you can tell him now, he’ll be watching this, we’re still fighting for this title. He’s got to go to Middlesbrough and get  something. I’ll tell you honestly, I would love it if we beat them, love it.”

HAHAHAHA Always makes me laugh when i see or hear that comment!

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Well i am now feeling yesterdays antics!! Work wasn’t too bad, and managed to rattle a load of stuff off for Robert and Geoffrey so neither of them had anything to moan abaout Set up my standing order to pay the brothers grim at maxxd my hosting fee every month too, and managed to get Adam to correct the 1 or 2 niggling things on the vacancies page i changed for Mark the other day! Learn to do a website in 1 hour! I was quite impressed HEHEHE!

Punched Maddsy a few times in the head just because i felt the need to do so HAHAHA He dont think he’s Rocky anymore! He’s like a kid! Came into work the other day after watching “The Incredible Hulk” and started walking round my desk saying “Don’t make me mad wiggy” WTF! Dude… you may have the mental age of Dylan, but you’re 27!!

Had a nice conversation with Lee from Bahrain again through pm’s on maxxd about this and that and the wonders of life, which was nice, seems a really good lad! He even said if i fancied going over there, he’d get a camel in reserve with my name on it!! With an offer like that how can i refuse

After work i headed off home to pick up some stuff for 5-a-side, and then headed over to Ollies, as he’d txt me earlier in the day to say Kate was on lates and i was welcome round for a chat if i fancied it! So did that, then went back home, because i forgot John “chopper” Westwood was playing, and we may end up on different sides! I had no sooner walked through the door to get my shin pads, and Lee Westwood appeared! Using the excuse “I left a bit too early” so we then ended up going on a co-op mission on Ghost Recon for about 5 minutes untill we’d both died about 4 times each, and thought about making a move for footy.

Started off as a free-for-all, which was fun, altho there was about 4 people too many to have a decent crack at it. I ended up on a team with Widdo, Spener, Alanman, Bold and Troy! Alanmans performance, especially in the air, was very John Terry-esque HAHAHA Not much got past him to be honest! Scored 3 or 4 goals past Lee Westwood which i am very sorry about not Lee! Honest Tried my hardest to carry my team forward, but to no real avail! Even went in net for Smithys team, and pulled off some truly world class saves, but i think all the westwoods managed to score atleast one past me Bugger!! After about 2 minutes i went in for a 50/50 with meatball which turned out to be 90/10 in meatballs favour, and i smashed the bridge of my foot against the sole of his trainers! I now think i have broken a bone! It hurts like a fucker even this morning And i have a dead leg around the area i got studded on sunday :’(
Went back to ED, and met a load of folks in the pub! Asked Dan with the Celica a very silly question… “Where’s Fee” His response… “In the pub with my missus” DOH TAXI FOR WIGGY! what a stupid question to ask, when there was no-one stood outside or anything haha

Managed to sort out a pro evo night next tuesday with John and Ollie, just awaiting phils response! And Lee is coming round possibly next friday for some beer, chinese and a night on Gears of War or Ghost Recon   When i got home i had some tea and watched a DVD i’d bought for Andy! Jimmy Johnstone… A Bhoy’s Life! This guy was basically a Ronaldo type player of the 60′s and 70′s Celtic team! I’m sure he used to bleed Green and White going by the DVD! He was voted Celtics greatest ever Celt, not long before he died last year, and he is an inspiration to all little ginger men out there! Dont let the fact you’re ginger or small put you off! He was an awesome player! And i have a feeling Andy may like this DVD!

And i’ll leave it there for now! I’m glad i went out last night, and saw folks and that!