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Sometimes it’s hard being a Newcastle fan! When in recent history one of the only things we’re remembered for is losing a 13 point lead at the top of the premiership to Man United, and Kevin Keegan going on a ranting and raving mission

We were known as the entertainers round them times, and to be honest not many teams have come close to our cavalier football! Where we went out every week thinking you score 4 we’ll get 5! And with what was 2 the best striker partnerships around at the time.. Beardsley and Cole, and Shearer and Ferdinand we should have won something! No the big man has retired, we’ve got Martins and Owen, when fit!

Anyhow… After 30 long days of wondering wether or not we’d get a new player in….

GLENN Roeder says that new loan signing Oguchi Onyewu has 12 games to earn a permanent move to St.James’ Park.

The 6ft 4ins centre-back arrived on loan until the end of the season on Tuesday and goes into the United squad for Saturday’s trip to Fulham.

Gooch, who will wear squad number 15, is unavailable for United’s UEFA Cup campaign having played for Standard in the early rounds of the competition.

But Roeder says he would be delighted if the towering defender can win over coaches and fans alike during the Magpies’ final 12 Premiership fixtures.

The United boss said: “Oguchi has 12 games now to make a big enough impression here to earn a permanent move and I certainly hope that is the case.

“He comes across as an impressive person and he is certainly physically impressive.

“He is the type of player we need and both myself and Nigel Pearson have watched him a few times.

“Nigel had a look at him while he was at West Brom but I think he wanted to hold out for a move to a bigger club.

“He gained a lot of experience at the World Cup and I am delighted to have him.

“He is very fit at the moment and will be in the squad for Saturday against Fulham.”

OGUCHI ONYEWU FACTFILE

Born in Washington DC in May 1982, Onyewu moved to Europe in 2002 to sign for FC Metz of France.

In 2003, he was loaned to La Louviere of Belgium and then to Standard Liege a year later, making that move a permanent one for the 2004/05 season.

Onyewu made his international debut for the USA against Panama on October 13, 2004 and he represented his country at the 2006 World Cup Finals in Germany.

He has previously been linked with a move to Real Madrid, Inter Milan plus Premiership outfits Chelsea, Manchester United, Middlesbrough and Fulham.

Most recently he has been linked with a move to Marseille.

In 2006 he was voted the US Soccer Athlete of the Year, the first defender to win the award since Alexi Lalas in 1995.

We finally have a player! YAY!!! And he’s also chasing a Striker, altho he’s got untill midnight tonight to find one! wonder if Chelsea will loan out Drogba hmmmmm

I do enjoy keeping my eye on the transfers on the last day of the window! It’s normally chaos, and i can imagine the FA getting loads of people in off the street to keep running up and down stairs with faxes of players registrations and that

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Yesterday was quite comical at work.. we had a delivery of about 600 odd suitcases or sommat, and so for a bit we had a line going of karl unloading them from the container, throwing them to Al, who throw them to Maddsy ~> Mark ~> Me ~> Crit ~> Adam ~> Lee. We were giving Lee abuse cos a) he’s the bosses son, and b) its about the first time i’d seen him do any work Should be fun either today or tomorrow, as we’ve got loads of material coming in! Oh well.. i will have no need to join the gym for a few weeks It’s always fun when the material comes, cos Maddsy normally has to dissapear cos he has a “phone call” and comes back normally when the job is atleast half done! Lets see what happens this time people! Other than that pretty normal day at work, altho i did struggle in the afternoon! I felt like i had no energy or anything and felt soooooo tired, that i saw helen on msn, and said i wouldnt be nipping round, as i felt like shit.

So when i got home i put Prison Break on whilst having some tea, and a brew and then watched some telly. Abused maddsy a bit on the phone as per the norm, and tried to find out how far it is from the place where the “big bird lands to that big tv antenna in Paris” were maddsys very words! We’ve gone for the guesstimate of between 13 and 20 miles give or take a few

Had a brief phone call with Bex. Basically she hoped i was well and everything, and told me that i needed to send in a letter to Natwest too! So i’ll sort that out today i think. I started watching Soccer Special on Sky Sports News, and at half time i noticed the stags were 2-0 up! Way to go! It wasn’t untill i received a pm on maxxd from Lee over in Bahrain that i found out it had gone to 4-0… then as soon as i got score centre up on the computer it was 5-0! C
Anyone who knows me well, well at least bex, olly and errr Robert at work, will know that i love CSI! I’m more in favour of CSI Miami, but i love the other two I just as much, so I decided to watch the start of the new series of CSI which was on Channel 5! It was a brilliant double episode! An aging rocker was killed, and the most amazing thing was that the crime scene had been relicated in a small model, that was exactly to scale, had the same blood pool and everything!

Back at the lab, Grissom receives a miniature replica of the real life crime seen he is about to process. It’s intricate and terrifying.

Who ever killed him went into GREAT detail! In the miniature EVERYTHING was in the exact same place! Even down to the bleach bottle that was in a draw

After that i decided to head up to bed with a nice cup of Horlicks

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Yesterday had a nice chat with DJB for the first time in ages! He was keeping me updated on his life over in Paphos and a bit of the crazy shit he’s been getting up to! Also got chatting to Fi in the afternoon, and i mentioned i seem to have a large following of people from Ukraine reading my blog! I’d mentioned this to Jackman the other day too, and he came up with the theory that they’re up to 1 of 2 things… touting me as their next presidential candidate, or they are stalking my movements, and are aiming to kidknap me in the coming months, and hold me as a political prisoner! Fi agreed, and said think of the fun you could have whilst chained to a wet, slimy wall That really filled me with confidence

Also got chatting to Lee again via pm’s talking about the mighty Mansfield Town FC He’s given me a link or two to some football forums, so i think i’m gonna spend some time looking through them when i have a spare minute!

Got in, and went on Hitman – Blood Money which i’ve borrowed off Crit, and then got bored after half an hour, and completing 1 level so i decided to watch a film Robert got for me called “The Replacements” I found it quite amusing. How a professional NFL team go on strike, so they pull a load of nobodies in as their replacements, and they manage to win the 3 out of 4 games needed for the play-offs… then the strike ends Unlucky. Then another early night for me, altho i couldnt sleep again, and spent most of the night watching that stupid itv play thing, where i find myself almost shouting the answers at the telly, and calling the people who phone in retards!!

Also at work yesterday, i used up the last of my holidays, and between now and the end of march i’m gonna work a few 4 day weeks, which will be good! Just gotta think of something to do on them days now!

Had a chat with Phil last night, and i’m gonna nip over to see him and helen tonight! Gets me out the house and that, and apart from 5-a-side on wednesdays, dont really see them so that should be good

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Do you ever get the feeling that you should just sell-up and move somewhere warm, and look for a job abroad? Been talking to DJB this morning, and he’s out in Paphos working and that, and said there was a few graphic design jobs going over there. It’s all in my head at the moment, but i think in the future i’d love to just sell up, fuck everything off in mansfield and move somewhere else! I know Lee has done a similar thing, and is now in Bahrain, where it dont seem to get cold… EVER! For my own sanity if anything!

Last night i watched the start of the new series of Top Gear! I really do love this program, and it’s great to see Richard Hammond back and looking quite well, after his car accident! He did get some abuse from Jeremy, but i suppose that was to be expected. I was really impressed with them managing to get a mile and a half of road re-tarmaced in 24 hours

After that i was in bed by 9.30 and asleep not long after!!

First of all… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MATE JOHN! 22 TODAY HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE MATE

So sat night i just chilled in front of the telly watching CSI Miami and Las Vegas whilst having a few beers! For some reason woke up bout 2ish with a really bad pain in my stomach, and i felt really really sick! So sorted myself out with a glass of water, and sat wathcing telly for ha;f an hour, then tried to go back to sleep, and that seemed to work!

Got up and ready to head over to Maddsys for football, and nipped into Archies to get my customary Lucazade, chewing gum and a paper Once again when i got round to Maddys’s i was in charge of looking after Kieran whilst he ran around like a fool trying to get ready! Well atleast he aint pissed himself for a few days! So thats something to be pleased about Had a bit of a surprise text from pam this morning, basically asking how i was and how my bro is and that! Was kinda funny cos earlier in the morning i thought about txting her just to see how her and andy are and that So replied once i got back to my mums after football. Was nice to hear from her.
Got to football, and ended up winning 2-0 on a nightmare of a pitch! It was really churned up, and windy as hell! The ball was shit too. Went back to the pub for a few with the lads! I didnt think when i first joined that it would be this muych fun playing football again!! I’m not even sure why i stopped in the first place! Think it was so i could spend all my weekend with bex Could have had some more trophies by now if i’d carried on playing

I really dont know how Stoney puts up with it! He gets soo much stick from certain lads it’s untrue, but i suppose its “changing room humour” even Maddsy gets it from time to time about being our linesman!!

Had a bit of a detour back from football to drop a present and card off for John! Then over to my mums to have some dinner and watch football! Forest were SHITE all game, and so much so that i fell asleep for the last half an hour of the game, and only woke up cos i heard the cheer at the final whistle. Arsenal game wasnt bad to be honest.

Tonight i’m planning on having an early night cos i’m shattered But not till i’ve watched Top Gear YAY! Bout time it was back on our screens.

This certainly makes great reading so far….

Team	PL	W	D	L	F	A	GD	PTS
1. Sutton RS FC	12	12	0	0	68	14	+54	36
2. Skegby OB FC	12	9	0	3	49	25	+24	27
3. SR Early Doors	13	6	3	4	32	32	0	21
4. WestHill Nonads	10	6	2	2	41	17	+24	20
5. Shirebrook MW	11	6	0	5	33	22	+11	18
6. Pleasley MW FC	12	5	1	6	37	38	-1	16
7. Hill Cresc Utd	12	5	0	7	17	38	-21	15
8. North Star FC	10	4	2	4	28	38	-10	14
9. Oaktree Mango	13	4	1	8	21	48	-27	13
10. Berryhill FC	13	2	2	9	30	45	-15	8
11. Cockle 06 FC	12	2	1	9	24	49	-25	7
12. AFC Victoria	8	2	0	6	11	25	-14	6

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Last night was spent mainly watching Scarface, and CSI and CSI Miami! I really do love weatching Scarface, and could watch it over and over again! At some point this weekend i think i’m gonna have a major tidyup of the house and things, and store some stuff up in the attic, out of sight.. out of mind philosophy coming into play there Plus the house needs a bit of a clean! Maybe it’s missing the womans touch

This morning i woke up earlyish, so headed over to Rainworth to see my mum. She had Owen and so after i’d been in the shower i went down to the Coffee shop for a drink, but no sooner had i started to drink it, my sister needed a lift into Mansfield so she could get a camera in for developing. Been to have my haircut also! And was good to chat to Claire, Laura and Kylie as normal!! For some reason i always feel better after having my haircut! Specialyl as it tends to grow really thick and really quickly This afternoon shall be spent entertaining Owen and making my sister a drink for once round at my mums

Was meant to be going out for Johns birthday, but for 1 reason or another i dont think i am! Mainly cos i cant afford it, and am trying to save as much money as i can now ready for when my mortgage comes through, and there may be the odd other reason thrown in, but hey not gonna epand on that on here

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Yesterday was quite eventful at work! Maddsy pissed himself or sommat, and had to go home to change his trousers cos he was due at a meeting in notts with Mark in the afternoon Old age must do that to you! I really hope someone shoots me before i lose my dignity in such a way!!
Other than that not much happened, altho i did get quite a lot of work done during the afternoon which coincided with maddsy being out of the office!

Got home and decided to watch Longest Yard, which has just been returned to me on DVD the other day After that i started to watch Blood Diamond! I thought this was an amazing film, basically about diamond smuggling, and things like that! I defo recommend it to my readers. Had a chat on the phone to Maddsy about this and that.

Tonight i think i’m gonna try and sort some of the stuff in the house out! Get loads of it up in the attic, which is sommat i should have done when i first moved back in, but hey! Better late than never! If any of the stuff is needed, then i’ll get it back down

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Last night was ok! Went round to Ollies after work, and then over to his mum and dads to take his bro out for a spin in the car, cos he’s looking at getting a 106 GTi. Had a bit of a drive through Warsop and to Peafield lane, then completed the circuit by joining the A60 and driving back! I think he defo wants one now hehe!

Football was fun again! I somehow enjoy kicking certain mates! Namely Smithy, John and Ollie was good watching phil on a team other than Westwood! Scored another few past Lee which is always a pleasure

Went down to ED for an hour afterwards, and had some McDonalds thanks to John for going! Alanman blew a fuse in his Astro, and spent atleast half an hour trying to find it! In the end i think he had to listen to Claire all the way home which i wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy! (altho me being so great i doubt i have any enemies ) But i got the blame for the fuse blowing, even tho i was no where near his motor so Claire… in the wise words of Homer Simpson….

Blame the guy who doesn’t speak Engish.

Last night i couldnt sleep at all Which really sucks i can tell you! Feeling really tired this morning as a result. Think i’m gonna chill tonight with a nice cup of Horlicks! God how old does that make me sound! I bet not even Alanman sits in the house with a Horlicks! (Not that Claire would give him much chance HAHAHA)

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Where do i start! OMG!!! Prison Break was absolutely amazing! I dont know how they are gonna sort out this fine mess now I really cant wait till next weeks episode now I know Olly will join me in that! As we had a bit of a chat whilst we were awaiting the next episode yesterday hehehe
Last night was spent chilling with a few beers, chatting to a few people on the net including my sis! Was talking to Emzi about where she can go on holiday and random things like that and as i made her blog yesterday… Me and Ally were having another one of our random chats about almost anything! Also got chatting to Bruton trying to convince him it’d be good for him to come to 5-a-side! Today i’m gonna try and convince Jackman to come out! And have a game. Also had a pretty good chat with Fi as per usual! Mainly about her escapades at work, trying to take a photo of someones boots, that turned into 20 questions about the gay scene round mansfield! Unlucky fi!

Me and Fi got chatting somehow about South Park Not sure why, but she sent me a link so i could watch 1 or 2 online. I ended up watching the Lord of the rings one, which had me laughing so much in parts! A must see! Then i watched one that Fi recommended, but firefox was being stupid, and crashed near the end :@

After that i decided to sit and watch a CSI double bill on 5! I really do love this program, and must get my DVD’s back off Olstizzle! He has the whole of the first series of CSI Miami… and i quite fancy watching them again soon! I used to watch it almost religiously! Specially Miami, cos Horatio Caine was brilliant! Normally itd be on on a tuesday night, so after footy, we’d have some tea, and then watch the 2 or 3 different CSI’s that were on!

In the wise words of homer simpson:

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, its that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such…

Well thought i’d put a quick blog in!

This morning the surveyor came round as planned, and i think it went well enough! He basically no has to go away or something and then tell Northern Rock it’s worth the amount me and Geoff have put down on paper!

Also this morning my 1gb Memory card came for my D600! So i’ve been copying some of my songs from my harddrive onto my phone hehe! Oh and tonights mission is…

Watch Prison Break! I’m kinda gutted, cos my Harddrive went a bit crazy a while back, and i tried to salvage as much as i could onto a seperate hard drive, but it appears i’m the last 5 episodes of season 1 missing and also the last 5 episodes of season 2 missing of Prison Break

Was in a random mood earlier, and found a random Eric Cartman quote generator.. so my I shall leave you all with the wise old words of Eric Cartman till tomorrow

It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a women’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.