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Lee Westwood and nic!

On becoming the 3rd official visitors to Casa de Wiggy

Think ive managed to pursuade Lee to buy and Xbox 360 hehehe! In the meantime whilst he’s mulling over that decision… he’s borrowed one of my playstation games Was nice to have visitors, and hear them laugh at maddsys stupid voice in one of the messages he sent me on the xbox HAHAHA

Meanwhile Lee… when ever you’re free we’ll sort out one of them nights mate! Dont worry.. i aint going anywhere

Well last night my back wasnt too bad, after being in pain for most of yesterday … But woke up this morning, and its just as painful arrgghhh! Hurts to turn and everything. Last night had another cool chat with Ollie about how we miss going out as a big group to Widecombe Fair and things like that, and even Kate was online, so said hello to her and how i’d not managed to speak to her since early October Was nice to speak to her anyway, even if it was quite a brief chat. Fee then came online, so had anther good chat with her! She is an ace friend

Went to bed bout 11:30, but yet again couldnt get to sleep so watched ITV play or whatever it is, shouting the answers at the stupid people who ring in, and are too stupid to get the right answer! Think i managed to get to sleep about 2:30ish

Oh yeah in another development yesterday… Fee asked me to Marry her!! But i felt it was too soon to be making the jump into engagement again So the answer will be no i’m afraid Fee! For a bit anyway! Still love ya tho ya burk hehe

Today aint been to bad at work, and my bad back seems to have gone away! stayed behind for an hour to get some photos scanned in and earn a few more pennies for christmas And seem to have sorted Friday nights entertainment out hehehe! Having an Xbox 360 and a house to play it on seems to have certain advantages HAHAHA (I aint replacing you btw fee ) Also sent a mate a txt cos i know they had an exam at some point today! Also sorted out picking my mum up from Arnold bout 11:15 tomorrow night! OH MAN!! The things i do! Just cos my dad has decided to bugger off to Valencia again with work
Heading off to the pub to do the weekly Burntstump quiz tonight, so should be fun.

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So last night i was sat chilling on the net whilst watching Bad Boys 2 on telly! Had a few cans of Carling to try and help me get some sleep, but i just didnt feel tired! Yet during the Chelsea match i felt absolutely shattered Maybe i should get a job where i can work nights, as that appears to be the time where i am most awake lol! So trundled up to bed after saying bye to fee bout 12! Think the clock was on 3:03 when i last checked! Then next thing i know it’s 7:15 and The Chris Moyles show is on

Geoff is coming round tonight to sort some paper work out for the mortgage! So gonna stay behind and start on some overtime, then head home ready to meet him.

Had a nice chat with Emzi through txt messages yesterday! She seems a really nice lass

I have surprised fee this morning! We got chatting about the book she’s reading and how she gets so “into” the books. And I said i was the same with the few Dan Brown books i’ve read! Including The Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress and Angels and Demons! This obviously shocked her, as she though tmy limit was comic books and football magazines

Just got off the phone to Inland Revenue… Appears yours truly does not exist! I need a notice of coding from the taxman as id for my mortgage, and Geoff phoned up a week or two ago,a nd gave them all the details on my P60, and they could not find me! So i phoned them this morning, and the kind lady did a search on everyone who was born on 13th February 1980, and i did not appear there! And baring in mind this is the national database for everyone who has paid tax in this country, she was starting to get worried! I passed her over to Dee, so she could give her a few details about my wages and PAYE number, and she’s gonna get onto the local tax office, and get them to sort it out, and then send me the Notice of Coding i require

My back is still hurting like hell! A good 4 hours after i hurt it! So took some more tablets

Gonna cook Tuna Pasta bake tonight i think, after someone teased my sense of smell with some yesterday during the chelsea match I forgot how much i enojyed it, and how simple it is to make hehehe

Had a bit of a chat with bex via email today! I know this wont go down well with some people, but it’s my decision to remain friends with her, and I think that needs to be respected! I aint gonna go into what we chatted about, but it kinda cleared the air, and i feel a bit better after it

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After eating my Honey Loops this morning whilst talking to fee.. we got onto the topic of Cereals, and what should adults eat?

I prefer to have something fun for my breakfast (when i have it that is) Is it ok for adults *cough* like myself *cough* to enjoy the cereals that are marketed for kids? Or should adults eat all-bran, poridge and ready brek type breakfast? Or are you a toast and jam person? Leave me a comment! Be interesting to see what the readres of my blog prefer for their breakfast

Today has been a day for chilling! For some reason i was awake at 8 again this morning! I cant seem to be able to lie in! So got up and went on the internet between playing on my fee replacement *the xbox for the non-clued up readers*

Went over to the club in Arnold for a few games of snooker and that, and sat and watched football! Celtic won, and Chelsea drew with Arsenal in a cracking advert for the premiership game

Got home bout 6:30, and got an SOS call off a mate, who was trying to connect their computer to their new one, so they can use the internet in their room again! After a good few minutes trying to sort it on the phone, i decided to head the short distance to help them, and within 5 minutes i’d sorted it! Was nice to see i can still put a smile on peoples faces!

In between that i had a flying visit from Mr Maddox! Not till after the stalker had txt me asking if i was having a shit, cos he saw my bathroom light go on! Then he appearede clowing fag smoke through my door! Maddsy…. You’re shit at stalking dude! Ask fee for lessons!

Now i’m just chilling with a few lagers watching Bad Boys 2 again! Man i love this film Especially the Ferrari in it! It sounds facking awesome

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Hahaha Saw this cartoon and thought of Ratus for some reason!
So last night i ended up feeling a bit down, so after beating maddsy 3-0 twice at Pro Evo headed to bed bout 10:30ish, and tried to fall asleep, as i was feeling absolutely knackered. Not sure what time i fell asleep, but was not long after. Woke up about 8ish, and got ready as i had agreed to take my sister to work in Aspley, picking her up from her house about 9:30! Went on the xbox for a game or two, and then headed over to Rainworth. Once i’d dropped her off in Aspley, i decided to call into Arnold to get some Christmas cards for folks, and nipped in to see Pam in the shop, and get some cards! Saw joe, and so went back to theirs so i could write their christmas cards, and leave them there. Then went over to get my sister from work bout 11:45. Spoke to my bro on the phone, and then phe phoned back moments later, cos Owen wanted to speak to me hehehe. So had a bit of a convo with my nephew, then carried onto get my sister.

My mum had owen in the afternoon, so i just chilled at my mums with my sister, mum and Owen. He’s growing up so quickly now, and learning so many words! If i dont see him for a weekend it makes such a difference Sat watching Soccer Struday on the telly, and Newcastle won 3-1 against Blackburn…. HAHAHA Unlucky Teddy.. you’re team are shite!!

Just got home bout 5:15ish and got a txt off bex saying thanks for the christmas card, she appreciated it! Well it is christmas after all Season of goodwill and all that lol

Not sure what i’m upto tonight! Tempted to go out into town, but unsure! Any money i spend tonight will be less monbey for the maxxd night out in 2 weeks

Decisions Decisions

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Just got back in front an hilarious night out! Went to The Burntstump with Fee, Scott, Bruton, Wardo, Laura, Ant and Kell. We were all busy laughing at each other all night, and it was sooo funny. Was nice to see Bruton out! First time i’d really been to a pub with him, and we all seemed to get on really well, and have a laugh and a chat! Altho tonight i’ve never seen fee so riveted on a conversation Scott and Bruton were having about Snap-On Spanners and tools ROFL!!! Unlucky fee

Will update this properly in the morning i think as i’m a little tired now, so just gonna head up and chill, and hopefully fall asleep real soon

Well its morning now! So i’ll update on what i can remember last night (age and that! Getting forgetful)

Got home, and went on Xbox live for half an hour, and beat some youth 2-1 on Pro Evo, So he was probably crying into his brew or whatever these people do when they lose, I’ll ask maddsy when he comes in! Went on maxxd for half an hour, then got ready and headed over to Burntstump! Bruton appeared eager, as he txt about 5 to 8 asking if anyone else was there, even tho we said meet at 8:15 LOL!

Pulled into the car park same time as fee and scott, and met Bruton and walked in! And it took 5 minutes to decide where to sit, as scott didnt wanna sit too close to the door, cos he’d start rocking and dribbling or sommat *cough* wierdo *cough*

The rest of the night was spent basically laughing at everything and anything! Poor Laura looked absolutely shattered, and even ordered herself a Cappucino towards the end of the night

So in all…. apart from my sides hurting from far too much laughter in the space of a few hours, it was a quality night, and one that’ll have to be repeated lol! Specially when on the telly, they had some random program with men dressing up as women, and quite a bit of sex! Which of course made scott feel in his element, rolling off phrases like “holding on to the handle bars” or whatever

Also i’ve just remembered that Ant gave Wardo Longmans phone number.. LINK So Wardo tried to give him a ring, but it went to Voice mail! I also want one of these T-Shirts

Watching the news last night, and i saw this amazing story of a young lad who was basically depapitated internally! His head actually broke free from the vertebrate!! LINK I find stories like this quite amazing!

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Newcastle finally won in the premiership at home!

Had a steady afternoon at work, altho i seem to be that tired, that come 3 o’clock and numerous hot chololates, i feel so tired i cant stay awake! Maddsy was in a fowl mood all afternoon after crits eggcellent prank on him, which everyone bar maddsy thought was cracking. And if he’d have done it to someone, he’d have thought the same! What a Mardy Bum.

Left work, and went over to my mum and dads to see our stef. Just missed out on some tea which was gutting, but made myself a coffee, and trundled upstairs to see how stef was doing! He was sat on the computer with this wierd looking thing on his hand. Will stick a picture up later

Was nice to sit with the folks, after a bit My sister and her fella Mike came to see me, (or maybe they only came to see my mum and dad! who knows ) And then not long after our stef went out cos he was bored at being couped up all day. Moments later our Lewi arrived! So he was about 5 minutes away from making it a full house Was nice to see all the family. Next aim is to get over and see Owen at some point this weekend . Got home after the Man Utd match and felt really tired, so sat on the internet for a bit, and then chilled in bed watching Kickboxer on Channel 5!

Had quite a good nights sleep last night whcih was nice, altho i was woken about 5 by the pounding rain on the window! Jesus it was loud! Going to the pub tonight to see some mates, which should help pass the time, and get me out the house

So what do we think people? Chavs CAN look quite respectable when they want to

Answers in a comment at the bottom of the page HAHAHA

Had a call off Geoff today, and we’re going ahead with the mortgage! He’s gonne come round to my house on Monday so i can sign a few more forms and shit and get things rolling Then i’ll own the house outright And bex can have her wages into her own account, and we can all move on from this! And remain civil

Tonight i’m going out with a few mates to a secret location! I just hope it aint dogging again HAHAHA!

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Last night i just chilled and chatted to numerous folks on msn, whilst watching the Chelsea game! Then decided to watch the end of Coyote Ugly, and noticed American Pie 2 was on, so laid on the settee watching that hehe! Didnt go on the xbox for too long, altho i managed to win a few more awards on Project Gotham Racing! Abused Welly on maxxd with the help of jackman and bruton

Tried to go to sleep again, and couldnt manage to for ages, and then next thing my alarm was going off, and it was 7:20 No idea what time i fell asleep, but i feel really really tired and that this morning! Luckily had 2 bottles of Lucazade in the fridge hehehe

Dont think i’m gonna go to Centre Parcs tonight! Gonna go round and do the family thing with my bro! I know a chance to go chill at CP dont come around every week, but then again it aint every week your bro has major surgery on his hand lol.

Gonna start looking later for one or two bits of christmas presents for the family! Think i’ll try and get it done online That way i aint gotta face Mansfield, or Meadowhell or anywhere, cos to be honest.. i cant be doing with the numerous hit and runs from people with pushchairs, who dont turn and apologise for smashing you in the knee cap with their buggy or sommat! Its as if the pushchair gives them a higher clearance level, and they turn into a jackass.

Also last night Bruton decided to hit my website with numerous really funny requests So thanks for that dude

Went to AJ’s with olly for dinner and had a nice Porkl, apple sauce and stuffing baguette! Got back and carol asked me if i knew about Maddsys “Egg Episode”!! Carol had boiled him two eggs, but Crit managed to intercept them, and replaced one of the hard boiled ones with a raw egg. So maddsy tucks into the first hard boiled one, then tries to crack the 2nd, and it went everywhere! Now he’s got face on, and we’re all cracking the jokes at maddsys expense! Oh dear! All the crappy egg puns are flying around the office now! And even maddsy is coming out with “you’re all walking on egg-shells lads” We asked if he had a shell-suit

HAHAHA How evil am i…

Wiggy = DUMBASS!! says:
you’re back home then
Our Stef says:
yep
Wiggy = DUMBASS!! says:
coming round tonight
Wiggy = DUMBASS!! says:
was gonna bring my xbox
Wiggy = DUMBASS!! says:
but since you cant hold a controller no point
Our Stef says:
lol nob hed
Wiggy = DUMBASS!! says:
but once you can you’ll have to come see me so i can batter you
Our Stef says:
lol u can borrow me ur playstation

Dont think so stef

As i feel a little sorry for him…. i’m gonna give him 5 minutes in the limelight, and post a picture of him…

From Left to Right… Bucco… Stef… Cory… Na

I now actually have a half decent photo of my youngest brother, and he dont appear to look too bad when he makes the effort

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Well our stef went into have his operation at 7:30 this morning! Busy txting my mum for a bit, to try and see if he’s staying in over night, or if he’ll be back at my mums tonight, so i can go see him, and buy him some grapes or chocolates or whatever it is you get folks who’ve had operations now days

Well it appears my bro wants to play on my xbox, but as he’s having an operation on his hand and fingers, i thought that’d be a good idea… NOT… but then my mate fi sent me this link How cool is that! BUT i aint buying it, cos my bro will think i like him and shit! And errmmm i may like him and that, but i aint buying him a controller for my Xbox!

Last night i had a shit nights sleep again for some reason. Sat on maxxd for a bit, chatting to emzi again and her mate, also had a random convo with Ally which seems to be the norm for a monday night! Sat watching the new cartoon film from Dreamworks called Flushed Away. I thought it was quite good, but then again as they say “simple things for simple minds”

Still awaiting news on our stef! Got a feeling he may well be staying in the hopsital overnight, but we will have to see! Not a big fan of visiting hopsitals for some reason. Just txt my mum to see if she’d heard any news, and he’s still in theatre , at 1pm even tho he went in at 7:30! Altho i suppose it is a major operation replacing ligaments and things! Specially since they need to make sure they’re the right length and things! I hope to have an update on daft lad soon!

Just heard from my dad who is at the hospital with my bro, and basically he’s out of surgery (1.40ish), and will be kept in over night, and he’s gotta have physio at derby in the morning at 9, and physio back in mansfield on thursday morning too! So hopefully he’ll make a good recovery! And learn not to climb stupid bloody fences, opr get involved in gang figthts again

And the last update of the day is that my bro has to stay in overnight, and he’s at Derby! So i wont be going to visit him tonight, as i’m simple and will get lost on the way!