Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
So last night i was sat chilling on the net whilst watching Bad Boys 2 on telly! Had a few cans of Carling to try and help me get some sleep, but i just didnt feel tired! Yet during the Chelsea match i felt absolutely shattered 
Maybe i should get a job where i can work nights, as that appears to be the time where i am most awake lol! So trundled up to bed after saying bye to fee bout 12! Think the clock was on 3:03 when i last checked! Then next thing i know it’s 7:15 and The Chris Moyles show is on 
Geoff is coming round tonight to sort some paper work out for the mortgage! So gonna stay behind and start on some overtime, then head home ready to meet him.
Had a nice chat with Emzi through txt messages yesterday! She seems a really nice lass 
I have surprised fee this morning! We got chatting about the book she’s reading and how she gets so “into” the books. And I said i was the same with the few Dan Brown books i’ve read! Including The Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress and Angels and Demons! This obviously shocked her, as she though tmy limit was comic books and football magazines 
Just got off the phone to Inland Revenue… Appears yours truly does not exist! I need a notice of coding from the taxman as id for my mortgage, and Geoff phoned up a week or two ago,a nd gave them all the details on my P60, and they could not find me! So i phoned them this morning, and the kind lady did a search on everyone who was born on 13th February 1980, and i did not appear there! And baring in mind this is the national database for everyone who has paid tax in this country, she was starting to get worried! I passed her over to Dee, so she could give her a few details about my wages and PAYE number, and she’s gonna get onto the local tax office, and get them to sort it out, and then send me the Notice of Coding i require
My back is still hurting like hell! A good 4 hours after i hurt it! So took some more tablets 
Gonna cook Tuna Pasta bake tonight i think, after someone teased my sense of smell with some yesterday during the chelsea match I forgot how much i enojyed it, and how simple it is to make hehehe
Had a bit of a chat with bex via email today! I know this wont go down well with some people, but it’s my decision to remain friends with her, and I think that needs to be respected! I aint gonna go into what we chatted about, but it kinda cleared the air, and i feel a bit better after it
Dont let her mug you off mate, you are old enough to make your own mind up, but you need to get it into your head that she aint coming back, and you also need to realise she is gonna move on and if you keep going to see her and her mum,the 1st time u walk in and Bex is cuddled up on the sofa with someone is gonna fuck u up.
yeah and your comments have been taken on board Mr Concerned! Or is it Mrs?